Friendship City Unlimited

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

*bouncing on it and moaning* hey um this is a weird question but like do you like me? 🥺

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

mr evrart is helping me check my privilege

It's pride month. Go sniff a gay armpit

You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website

"towering" is basically one of the most important things that a girl can be

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

damn she’s so fine im gonna make a positive impact on her life and make her feel loved

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

adhd and weed will both have u like fuck i had to go look up pictures of the giant manta ray