Lead heart, lithium wings

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE CRYING!!! MY COUNTRY HAS JUST PASSED THE LAW OF NOT EUTHANIZING ANIMALS/DOGS THAT ARE NOT ADOPTED!!! ANIMALS THAT ARE NOT ADOPTED IN THE SHELTERS WILL NOT DIE!!! I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW 😭😭

FUCK YEAH THE DOGS WILL LIVE

THE DOGS WILL LIVE OUR BABIES WILL LIVE FUCK YEAH THEY SHOULD EUTHANIZE PEDOS AND CREEPS INSTEAD

if dark chocolate has a million fans, then i am one of them. if dark chocolate has ten fans, then i am one of them. if dark chocolate has only one fan then that is me. if dark chocolate has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against dark chocolate, then i am against the world.

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3

love when that one mutual gets online. like fuck yeah. oh god.

Ironically, when we start to get better, we also often get sad because we start to realise how much we've missed out on, how badly certain people failed us, what the younger version of us actually deserved. Healing involves healthy grieving. There's no way around it.