art hoe 1.0

my entire body just flew into the sun

ok so let me get this straight  . dan and phil met on the 19th of october on a monday???? and today, exactly 6 years later, it’s 19th of october and it’s a monday????????????? and they’re going to do a joint liveshow whilst travelling on tour / to sign the FUCKIGN BOOK THEY WROTE TOGETHER????.?????????????????????? they know EXACTLY what they’re doing and it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re CRUSHING My tiny fragile heart into PIECES and i am CRYING lmao pass me my wine

 It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃        🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃               🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃   🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen👸🏿 of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁🏿 that you know will get some 👉🏿👌🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀

I fucking love him so much.

He is so truthful and it's just amazing

I’m sorry but doesn’t the bottom panel just look like Phil got a little…er…excited by Dan’s hand near his crotch and they both notice and try to cover it up without being to awkward about it. Seriously, Phil even does the whole ‘Castiel watching porn’ thing and looks down at it, before pulling his shirt down to cover it, and Dan sneakily peeks at it, realises, internally freaks out before remembering he’s doing an interview and trying to act normal. 

‘my north has risen’

ITS BACK

if i want to be remembered for anything on this site, i want to be remembered for that photo set 

this is forever my favorite post no one can tell me otherwise

Can I reblog this a thousand times??

#GrowingUpFat meant never seeing a single person whose body looked like yours in any form of media that wasn’t meant to make fun of that body.

This is too much truth for this early in the morning.

#GrowingUpFat meant being bullied by your thinner siblings. It meant crying when your last pair of jeans ripped in the thighs and being told “just get new ones” as though I could just step into any store. It meant being put on your first diet at 12.

#GrowingUpFat was hell. I wish I could go back in time and give my younger self a hug and let her know how beautiful she is.

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS PHAN UNTIL “i like spaghetti, lets go fuck”

Oh Jemima

I CHOCKED

It’s that time of year again

Once again it is that time of year. Please don’t let Dan and Phil see this. 

Omfg

Find whoever did this and bring them to justice. This is fucking disgusting.

I needed this tonight

If you’re looking for a sign not to then this is it. My inbox is open if you think talking to a stranger will help.

This is devastating and precious. Wow.

If anyone needs this, here you go. Just remember that somebody, somewhere always cares about you.

honestly I'm hoping that anyone who has seen my blog that needs help feels a bit better.