I'm The Video Game Boy

US secret hack #20

i can hear my boyfriend listening to markiplier in the bathroom instead of cuddling me i know what estranged housewives feel like when they see their husbands mistress

reblog this to entrap the person you reblogged it from in a grain silo

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Why do I even bother

i’m not one of those old souls this is definitely my first life i am rawdogging it. and badly

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

consuming media uncritically if my favorite character kills I will too

going to start a discord server called “forced hyperfixations” and there will be a list of thousands of obscure tv shows no one’s heard of and we’ll have a lottery on the 1st of every month and whoever knows the most trivia by the end of the month wins. Tv shows from previous months will be immediately banned from discussion forever