ewww

when he takes over 30 minutes to text back but the older man with a full time job can’t spend over 5 minutes without talking to me so i know exactly where home is

Finger your butthole Thursday

And lick it off your fingiers afterwards

Somewhere, someone is on the toilet cursing that little dog.

or, alternatively, is waiting for that little dog to hurry home with some emergency tp.

My tight teen pussy needs to be stretched my a rough older man until I’m crying and drooling

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

Daddy Daddy daddyyyy