sometimes i feel like a señora

Aurora smells like burnt onions

andre said my toes smell like raw meat

debby ryan??????

sometimes you dont trust a white man just off of vibes and that’s totally okay

its been brought to my attention i might have a big forehead (i stared at the mirror too long)

in sixth grade i learned what pubes were cuz i saw my friend’s harry feet and said they had pubes on their feet

im making it a habit to take off my socks before bed. i will be a changed person you’ll see

I redownloaded tumblr so i could see the posts you tag me in and now i get nothing 💔

I wonder how edwin never ran into simon his first time in hell

i wonder if night nurse would’ve been more empathetic to edwin if she had actually, like, looked into his mind

everyone says they dont know what they’ll do if dbd gets cancelled but i know exactly what i’ll do and it has to do with netflix headquarters

ok y’all hear me out, monty x cat king enemies to lovers arc