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Happy Man Whore Monday to my two favorite bois

✨Whores✨

✨Sluts✨

✨Stupid himbos✨

Man Whore Monday!

Take some slutty bois in case of an emergency

Whew

It’s okay, don’t worry

I found some doodles

We found the sluts and they were unharmed

Happy Tuesday

And I bring you

Sluts

Damnit! I miss one week and you get yourselves turned into dogs!

They’re back

But a little confused

Have some whores

Wait a minute…

I’ve only seen the first AOS film and I honestly don’t remember much about it.

Sorry if this is inaccurate.

Image 1 features Spock's back, T'Pring, and Stonn. A text post has been placed over T'Pring from user ellie schnitt that reads, "idk if I ever want to get married because when you're married you have to compromise on things and if my spouse doesn't want to watch shrek once a month, what then???"

Image 2 features Uhura hiding a phaser from one of the movies. A text post from user alanna has been placed over her that reads, "I bet I'm the only the only girl in this whole sephora with two cans of new england clam chowder in her purse."

Image 3 features Kirk on the bridge of the Enterprise looking up and to his right. A text post from user Amy Sowerby has been placed beside him that says, "My boyfriend was explaining how it's nice to be with me as I'm so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate, he said well all you need to do is sleep well, eat lots and go for nice walks, to which I realised I am a golden retriever."

Image 4 features Bones as he sits at a table with a pen in his hand and a padd at the table, he is looking at someone to his left. A text post by user soldez has been placed over him that says, "a dozen beautiful men should give me fresh baked cinnamon rolls and a full body massage and as much red wine as I want immediately."

Image 5 features Sulu and Chekov from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Chekov is higher than Sulu and is looking down at him, a text post by user stoned cold fox has been placed over Chekov that says, "Stip bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry."

I am not attracted to anyone until suddenly I am attracted to someone. But I will probably forget five seconds later and be like “wow I’ve never found anyone attractive in my life”

And then gender, oh god gender. What the fuck is that? It is an enigma. But it can be a beautiful one.

But me? Am I gender? Am I enigma? Am I an amoeba?

I witnessed your little spat with Vash. Nor will I soon forget the look of anguish on your face. The pain, the misery. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought you were already married.

TOS Spock and Kirk + text posts 

So when Spock confronts T’Pring after “killing” Kirk, she reveals that like people all over the universe, she has found herself in revolt against “the old ways” because she has fallen in love with someone else. (The emphasis on social tradition limiting her from being with her “true love” is important to note. 👀)

T’Pring feels guilty about forcing Kirk and Spock to fight, so she tries to make amends (lol sorry I made you kill your best friend, I guess I’ll let you marry me now) by offering marriage to him. Spock “makes his choice.” He turns her down and returns to the Enterprise to be with Kirk. The episode concludes with them staring at one another and holding hands.