mi amor

“ robbie, you’re my friend and i love you dearly but i might just have to fight you if you throw me in the water. ”

“ it’s funny how you think i’m afraid of you, you’re like a little kitten. “

“ psh, i totally wasn’t gonna do that without you knowing– psh.”

“ if you do i might just have to throw you in the water. “

“ but what kind of snacks are we going to have ?? can we have apples and peanut butter oh and also maybe celery ??  ”

“ we should have oreos too !! they’re so fucking good. “

“A beach day sounds like fun! I definitely second this idea!”

“ what are we waiting for then ?? let’s go. “

“only if you let me bury the bottom half of you in the sand and make you a pretty mermaid, robbie.”

“ as long as you don’t make me into a dick, you can do whatever you want to. “

“ well i spent most of my trip on the beach, but, i’m basically a mermaid so i’m totally down. ”

“ let’s go !! we can have a picnic or something. “

“I’m in the middle of rehearsing, what do you want?”

“ i was just watching, i can leave if you’d like. “

“Oh right, I knew that. I’m not sure about that? It seems so deceiving..”

“ i’ve never met any truly ugly people, so i wouldn’t really know. “

“I don’t think pretty washes off with water. Ugly people are still ugly with makeup and vice versa.”

“ i meant the make-up, silly. if you put enough make-up on you’ll look good, i think. “

“ only one good days i am. do i ?? yeah yeah you are, hold tight big guy. ”

“ must always be a good day when i’m around. yep, you do. hurry, i’m excited. “

“Well I’m not an expert either, I’ve just been going with it. A cat eye? I can do that but then I’ll have to do your mascara too.”

“ more of an expert than i am. i don’t mind, i’ll just hop into the shower after anyways, to wash of the pretty. “

“ aw your favourite ?? you know how to make a girl feel special. of course you can. it seems only fair. ”

“ mhm, you’re great. you deserve to feel special, pretty lady. am i almost done ?? “