Tee and a Hee

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

autism coded behavior is when you're a kid and you're horrifically grieved when you realize how fucking cruel and unfair the world is and everybody laughs at you because of course the world is cruel and unfair by human design, that's just the way the world works kiddo! and you say "but it shouldn't" and they laugh at you more.

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back