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I went to all-girls catholic school for 8 years and all I got was this weird one-sided psychosexual relationship with every man I've met since I was 14 years old

This Johnlock shit gets serious.

Homer let the barts out

Ok now catch up to my campaign........ coupe the color of mayonnaise........ im drunk and high at the same time drinking champagne on the airplane........... spit rounds like a gun range....... beat it up like rampage................ hundred bands.. cut your girl... now your girl need a band aid......

Bitches will be woke as fuck on socials then turn around and call Ronaldo the goat.. get that fucking rapist off my screen

Everyone get bilingual now

My dad never proposed to my mom but I think that's practical

Telling someone a funny story about my mom to try to get them to laugh but they just look at me straight faced and tell me I need to set boundaries

White people be like oh I only know [insert extremely famous song by black musician] from glee😂

I hate my job I hate my job I hate it I hate being the only person wearing a mask I hate being coughed on I hate being sick every month I hate your apathy ..

Sun kil moon try not tp kill myself challenge

Boyfriends when you're hungover: lets go on a hike

Im not gonna show you but trust that I'm fierce

When you sixsevenuinely have shooters everywhere