spitefulstudy

Having a fancy notebook that you have not used in years because you don’t want to waste it and are saving it for something “special” but ending up never using it

Buying more and more books, creating a surplus which exceeds your ability in both time and effort to actually read those books

Starting a bunch of writing pieces and never finishing/ publishing bc they need to be perfect but you never actually go back and make them perfect

- random torn out pages full of notes, ideas, research, qoutes from books all piled up with no where to put them but not willing to let them go

-buying stacks of sticky notes you swear going to use

-notecards, in different sizes and shapes, new ones still in packages, old ones that you spent too much time on to throw away

Reciting Shakespeare to pets or inanimate objects, giving the most heart-wrenching, dramatic, and over-the-top performance known to man.

Highlighting only the homoerotic subtext in any given piece of literature.

Writing anonymous complaint letters to publishing companies, for the most insignificant flaws in printing. Just because of their boredom.

Constantly whistling "William Tell Overture".

Getting ink everywhere.

Always needing to pee because of the extortionate amounts of caffeine they drink.

Stitching a communist star to their beret.

80s meets Victorian gothic.

One squeaky shoe.