Actually dying here These two are too cute!
Translation starts around 1:40. In the beginning HiroC is basically telling OnoD about google translate and how it works so they decide to try out their English pronunciation *Note: translation not by me*
Ono: Okay here we go…from English to Japanese…
Ono: The “I play tennis,” that I just said. Apparently it translates to, “Want to hang out.”
Kamiya: Eh? Wait, hold on. How does that happen?
Ono: ”Want to hang out,” So this is what my English sounds like! So to English speakers, if I say, “I am in the New Prince of Tennis. I play tennis!” people will think that I want to hang out.
Kamiya: Wait, okay. I am going to try.
Kamiya: See that was perfect, that was perfect!
Ono: Yeah you said it right!
Kamiya: Here it is…”I am Brittaninyu.”
Kamiya: I don’t understand at all.
Ono: I don’t blame you. “I play tennis?”
Kamiya: ”I play tennis.” Maybe we should pronounce it bit more natural.
Kamiya: Since it doesn’t seem to understand Japanese pronunciation of English. So, that one way of pronunciation English.
Ono: That one way, got it.
Kamiya: (sarcastically) I think that was good. Probably!
Ono: This is amazing! Something lyrics-worthy came out!
Ono: ”Our map that we share.”
Kamiya: What? Okay, wait let me see?
Kamiya: I play tennis! Okay that was perfect! It was like those machines that speaks English for you to learn the language when you’re in a class!
Kamiya: I think we went there. It should translate it!
Ono: ”What kind of size?”
Kamiya: I want to try out more phrases but we can’t even have it recognize our “I play tennis!” What is this?
Kamiya: I said a sentence! Why does it translate into a word!?
Ono: This time it says, “It is amazing what”
Kamiya: ”I am a great.” What is going on!?
Ono: Why don’t we try something else?
Kamiya: You’re right. Since they say this in English classes: “Please repeat after me.”
Kamiya: Please repeat after me.
Kamiya: ”I repeat a little later.” No why does it not recognize anything!? Next! Let’s try our radio show’s title!
Kamiya: Dear Girl Stories!
Ono: Um, sorry…um, it came out: “Stories.”
Kamiya: Only Stories!? What hold on.
Kamiya: Dear Girl Stories
Ono: I think this will be okay.
Kamiya: I am going to play the audio for this one okay?
Kamiya: I don’t even know anymore.
Ono: I am going to try again.
Ono: ”The Gavel Stories.”
Kamiya: Let’s go to the next one. Okay, so since I have a cat…I am going to say how I feel about them in English.
Ono: Well this sentence has actual passion for cats! It has to recognize it.
Ono: Is this how we sound to English speakers? That’s what this means right? Let me try the same thing but with dogs.
Kamiya: I love.com! Ahahahaha
Kamiya: Wow this is amazing. The destruction it causes.
Kamiya: Okay let’s do the next one. This is something that Onokun and Director Suwa definitely needs to know when going somewhere out of the country.
Ono: Ah, okay, something we can use realistically. That sounds nice.
Kamiya: Do you sell larged size hats? “Do you sell the big hat?” This is necessary to know.
Kamiya: Do you sell the big hat?
Ono: Okay. So you have asked this to the employee.
Kamiya: ”Salad Pizza Hut.”
Ono: It sounds like a fake Pizza Hut!
Kamiya: It’s like Pizza Hut has a separate salad place. Where in the world is that!?
Kamiya: Onokun, you need it more than I do, so you try.
Ono: Do you sell the big hat?
Onol: This is perf-hahaha… “OK.”
Kamiya: It’s a conversation now! It’s like, “Do you guys have any?” “oh, yeah we do.” Why is it a conversation?
Ono: I need to try that again that was weird.
Kamiya: Yeah try one more time try one more time.
Ono: Do you sell the big hat!?
Ono: What is this? ”Do you strong hug?” So I get hugged now?
Kamiya: What is this. Some attempt in being poetic?
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