“this reminded me of you” is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited

*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*

I asked my co-worker who’s show we’re working today and he said “I don’t know some fuckin children’s band” and it was imagine dragons

cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good

who changed this from piss to cum??? i hate this

can we just slap everyone who supports/likes PETA already?

one last thing and i’m officially over it: communication is very important. please please PLEASE talk to someone if something they did bothers you. your friend said something that upset you? tell them “hey you upset me”. if they care about you, they’ll stop doing it and this little misunderstanding will be forgotten. whatever issues you have, all this can be talked out

i diagnose you with i love you

are you a horror genre gay, an anime gay, a romcom gay, or a musicals gay