Dani: Listen, I dont mind you guys tagging along on my travels, but you have to do exactly as I say, okay?
Dani: No, not whatever. This is serious. I'm the only one who's ever bothered to travel in different worlds through the Ghost Zone, and each reality has different rules. I've always gone with a fully equipped team of world travelers to face said rules. You could both destabilize from walking through a world like Door-2319. That world's gravity is ten times stronger than ours! I only survived because my travel companions managed to throw me back into the Zone as soon as I screamed.
Dan: Okay okay Sheesh. Don't get your panties in a twist.
Danny: Where are we going today?
Dani: We're going to a calmer reality just to get your feet wet. Oh and Danny, you don't need a hiking backpack. We're going to a big city not the mountains.
Danny: But I like my bag.
Dan: Yeah he likes his bag. Look he even tied a NASA skillet and a NASA canteen to it.
Dani: *Sigh* Fine. But remember, you do exactly as I say.
Danny eagerly: Yes ma'am!
Dani: Okay so this is Door-22, it leads to a world similar to ours except for-
Dan:Later losers. *Leaps through door*
Danny: Wow a whole new reality. Can I use flash photography? *Leaps through door*
Dani: No! Guys! Get back here! Gotham isn't a place you can just mindlessly walk though, especially as a tourist! Not to mention the time difference- every second in the zone is a day there. GUYS! *Leaps through door*
Dani: Where did those idiots go!? Crude how long has it been? Three maybe four days for Dan and two days for Danny??? Thats not too bad. What could they possibly have done in that time?
News anchor from TV in nearby store window: Our top story tonight, authorities are still on the hunt for the man who killed Bane and Joker after the supervillains knock over his ice cream cone in the crossfire of the Rouges last conflict. Civilians are warn that if they spot this man * A picture of Dan flipping off the camera appears* Do not approach for any reason and instead contact emergency lines.
Dani: Dammit. Well at least Danny-
News Anchor: It's believe that The Ice-cream Avenger is in league with The Photographer, who was seen documenting the murders at a close up range. *Picture of Danny standing on Bane's head snapping a picture while Dan was in the motion of punching Bane in stomach* Though he showed no violent tendencies, it is reason to believe he is not sane and should be regarded with the same amount of caution as Ice-cream Avenger.
Dani: This is why I join the World Travelers Guild and don't travel with none professionals. This is the exact reason.
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