If you guys allow me a moment of weakness...
everybody has dicks, bottom reader, can be read both as human x crewmate and crewmate x crewmate
oughhh I can't stop thinking about being the crew's designated fucktoy...
Like, congrats, you got the job! Maybe it's not the one you signed up for, but, hey, you're still very much hired. It's a pleasure to have you amongst us! Among us! Whatever's the right way to say it! Bend over, your coworkers are very excited to meet you.
This is why you read the fine print before signing contracts, honey! Now, don't keep them waiting... Our last trip was very stressful and the crew is in desperate need of a good fuck.
Lime won't outright approach you, even though they need to get off frequently and could definitely use the help. The engineer would much rather wait 'til they can't hold their urges back a second longer, and jump out of the vents to ravage you as soon as you walk yourself into an isolated spot, like Reactor or Electrical (would rather have privacy, but if someone walks in they are NOT stopping.)
You can probably bait them into fucking you by leaning seductively on the reactor. The reactor will sometimes react and give you a light electric shock that will travel through both of your bodies while Lime fucks you against it. They're pathetically into it.
No aftercare to speak of, though. They're, how to put this? Nut and bolt kind of crewmate. Pump and dump. Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Hit it and quit it; smash and dash; nail and bail... Lime does not want anything to do with the consequences of their actions. It's somewhat understandable given they leave you looking like a crime scene every time.
Orange is polite about it. For the most part. They'll happily wait their turn, and only do you on their mandated breaks, plus they're discreet about asking you for it. Won't willingly do it in public spots, but they're kinda careless on purpose because they dream of getting caught, that shit turns them on so much. Surprisingly dominant when REALLY horny, but otherwise will lazily fuck you / mount you (you will be crushed under their weight and you WILL enjoy it) or let you do the work. Loves being cockwarmed while they work with on paperwork, but they lose it real fast and end up fucking you instead just a few minutes into it.
Purple is Not into it at all, and will remin stubbornly unwilling to try until they start catching the others having sex with you on the cameras (when they MIRACULOUSLY happen to be looking at them. Purple is a lot more focused on their job after that). At first they'd try to ignore it, but... Damn. Their dick is painfully interested.
Poor guy becomes progressively more and more (sexually) frustrated and suffers about it unnecessarily. They are really no better than their instincts. They'll eventually cave and call you over to Security so they can pound you against their desk like a wild animal. After that, feeling a whole lot better, they'll pretend they ARE better than their instincts and refuse to do that again. Only to pathetically beg you to let them hit not long after. Needs you a lot more frequently than they'd like to admit.
White is shameless and cocky about how they use you. They'll casually lay down on a medbay bed and go "Ride me :)" while they sip on their expensive af wine. No, they do not care if Blue is Literally Right There. Their dick is in dire need of attention so this qualifies as a medical emergency, and you will do something about it. They're into letting others watch and they always brag about the cute reactions they get out of you. You do all the work and yet they demand to be babied after you're done. Kind of an asshole, but you can get back to them by overstimulating them straight to hell.
Green is immediately interested, but, for a painfully long while, remains unsure if they, as an unpaid intern, qualify to access your... Services. Unfortunately happens to catch people fucking You while trying to keep the ship clean, and has the saddest, loneliest faps about it later in a corner. You'd have to coax them into it yourself, so they know they're allowed AND encouraged to do you. You get to take their virginity! Very sweet and clumsy, doesn't really know what to do, so they let you lead most of the time. Cute and awkward afterwards. Will tug on your clothes instead of asking for it verbally when others are around. Definitely the type to catch feelings even though that's against the rules.
Imp Green is not nearly as hesitant. They're not hesitant at all, actually. You caught their eyes, and they're gonna DESTROY you with their tentacles as soon as you happen to be alone.
You see, That's why the Fucktoy Role is so important. One fuck a day keeps the imps nice and docile! They'll fuck you almost painfully rough every time, but at least they won't kill you or anyone else as long as they're sexually satisfied. This also applies to Imp Orange, but they're more interested in LARPing than killing, so you probably won't even find out they were an imp in the first place if you fuck them regularly. Unless you overstimulate them. They will blow their cover so fast... Can't help but gasp with their mouth wide open and embrace you tight with their tentacles...
Blue is not usually one to do casual flings, but they'll gladly allow themselves to indulge in you a few times here and there. They could really use the comfort. With them, it's cuddles that turn into sex, and sex that ends with cuddles. They love physical contact and get the most out of every moment with you. Knows the others are going a bit apeshit about you, so they are purposely gentle and slow, not pushy at all. They also make sure you're in good health before servicing others, and will tell others off if they're too rough with you or hurt you somehow.
Red wants that cookie so bad. But their Rizz is so incredibly bad They Can't Seem to find the right words. Even though it's as easily as "Yo, come here, I wanna fuck you" like White so casually goes in front of god and everybody. They just. Can't get there. They grow so pathetically desperate, and jealous, and frustrated watching the others have fun with you while they Fumble every single interaction. Eventually they just blurt it out and give you a mediocre fuck at Navigation. Aftercare god though, so much nicer than most of them, very cuddly.
Once the ice is broken, they will embarrass you both by clumsily and unconfidently asking for a quickie in front of everybody. To "stablish dominance", they say. Bro Bows not to catch feelings and Catches so many feelings almost immediately after. Can't help it, their dick's the boss of them.
Black uses you casually as a way to vent their frustrations about their job and, namely, Cyan. By literally venting to you and demolishing you so hard they make you see stars. They know fucking you isn't going to solve their interpersonal problems, but, hey, at least it makes them feel relaxed enough to deal with the bullshit for a few more days.
Very cold and to the point at first, but they'll start craving some aftercare after a while. Especially because they will grow bolder as time goes on, and make you do some extreme, kinky, elaborate shit with them. Also degrading af about the fact you're essentially getting paid to fuck crewmates you don't even know. It's obvious you enjoy it far too much btw.
Cyan is so into this ngl, they love sharing. They'll try to get to know you at least a little bit first before fucking your brains out... But, if the urges strikes really badly, they'll just ask for it, even if you're not as close as they'd like yet. I mean, the sex will bring you two dramatically closer, so it's a win/win, really. Generally very nice and sweet with you, but they Will also mock you about the fact you get paid to have sex, and is somehow meaner than Black about it.
Yellow and Brown are not entirely sure how crewmane it is to make you a literal Fucktoy that's technically forced to have sex with anybody who asks in spite of your boundaries and stuff. It's a ethically and morally complex situation, and these two definitely have lots of mixed feelings about it, but, you know what? You're really fucking hot. Hotter than the spiciest hot sauce they have on board. Unbearably hot. How are they reasonably be expected to resist you? You seem to be very into it, if that's worth anything...
Now the pizzas take slightly longer than they used to. Brown gonna look the others straight in the visor and be like "sorry, it's not ready yet", not even ashamed or anything (they're still very much basking in the afterglow of their turn) while Yellow is going at you like an absolute maniac in the background. On plain sight. The way they do you, you gotta wonder if they're trying to put something in your oven, too.
Everybody knows the pizzas gonna taste so good afterwards, though, because when Both Chefs are in a Good Mood they create Literal Culinary Masterpieces... Eating their pizza after being absolutely fucked out is the best feeling in the world...
