úllen dúllen doff

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

wait

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

✨✨they✨✨can't ✨✨have✨✨her✨✨

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life