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I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

"get left behind" like in that comic of people happily getting "raptured" and the ones left behind miserably wondering why they weren't chosen until they realize the ones getting raptured were actually taken as food

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

im going to fix my entire life

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

lil homie goin both ways #bisexual

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

Does anyone know what to do

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.