all that glitters — is gay!

Please I’m officially unemployed and a subscription I didn’t know I apparently had charged me $155 (?!?!??) and could use some help so I can finally be completely independent.

Please I just had to pay over $700 and now they might total my car I need help

They are in fact totaling it so I don’t have a car. How can I have a job without one. It’s going to be winter. In the Chicago area. So biking (without a bike) isn’t much of an option, there are no buses within walking distance. I need at least a rental car or something. Like I’m in deep here.

UPDATE: I finally have access to a hand-me-down car! I just have to wait for viable plates and I can really get going on jobs! However I am still currently in the deep so I could use some help until I officially have a paycheck.

50/250

I’m closer to needing $500 with gas alone

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.