to celebrate jack’s 36th birthday, i’m screening three brand-new fics starring three of his most beloved characters. the idea behind this little event was 3 + 6: three fics at roughly 6k each. i started writing them over a month ago so i wouldn’t be late for his birthday like i was last year, and naturally every single one crept past 6k because i never know when to shut up. expect questionable decisions, corrupted romance, and plenty of birthday debauchery.
admit one. minors do not interact.
FEATURE ONE
MATINEE: PARTY FAVOR
pairing: alpha!cook x fem!omega!reader genre: a/b/o, birthday party, first time rating: explicit word count: 6.2k
Cook wasn’t invited, doesn’t know the birthday boy, and has no intention of behaving. Unfortunately, your suppressants are failing, his jealousy is showing, and neither of you is interested in making a sensible decision.
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FEATURE TWO
EVENING SHOW: A GIFT FOR THE LORD
pairing: sir jimmy crystal x captive!fem reader genre: cult horror, captivity, dead dove rating: explicit word count: 6.3k
The Jimmies decide Sir Lord Jimmy deserves a birthday present, and the captive they’ve wrapped in ribbon is forced to prove she came willingly before he’ll accept her.
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FINAL FEATURE
MIDNIGHT PREMIERE: THE FIRST HARVEST
pairing: remmick x mortal lover!fem reader genre: folk horror, established relationship, corrupted ritual rating: explicit word count: 6.4k
A handmade harvest knot, an old courtship custom, and one invitation too many turn a summer festival with Remmick into a promise you never meant to make.
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thank you for attending tonight’s triple feature. please collect your belongings, dispose of your popcorn, and wish jack o’connell a very happy 36th birthday on your way out.
