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Azula was just a kid, remember that.

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Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
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OH HELL THE FUCK YES
Jonathan Harker today:
I am left alone in the castle with those awful women. To be more specific, I love my girlfriend Mina, and Mina is a woman, thus I do not hate women, but these three vampire ladies absolutely suck. Anyway I’m gonna try and climb down the walls of the castle and down the ravine into the valley below. If I fall and die, then at least I’ll die still a human with my soul intact. Goodbye Mina! And everyone else but mostly Mina!
"Oh, how dare they give Notorious Shitheel Character a tragic backstory, they just want us to feel sorry for them! It's just making excuses!"
No. They want you to realize Notorious Shitheel is a person, too. That's all you need to take from this. That piece of shit was somebody's baby, somebody's child, who just wanted to be loved and wasn't and their heart turned to poison as a result.
You don't have to feel sorry for them, or pity them, or think the backstory makes their actions okay. But the backstory informs those actions and gives context and you can see the full shape of the person with that knowledge. You can see that it's self-hatred boiling until it blisters, lashing out at others because if you just keep hurting other people, no one will see your own pain or want you close enough to take a risk.
It's a weapon that otherwise turns in on itself.
My partner worked for years at a domestic violence shelter. One thing that he would emphasize is that people in shitty situations who need help aren't always good or nice people. But that doesn't mean they don't need help. Someone can be an absolute jerk and also be desperate for a safe place to sleep.
You don't have to feel sorry for someone to understand them.
Look i want to be positive. I want to be supportive. I also want to say that shen jiu was an innocent victim and did nothing wrong ever. But I can't help myself. The thought that he had beef with Luo binghe in every lifetime is just too funny to me. I do enjoy a good fight. I'm toxic like that.

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Daydreaming a story idea about someone adopted as a young child who comes of age to realize they have been raised, and loved, by the villains. And they're the survivor of a massacre their adoptive parents committed.
Just. A fun thought idea.
We love divided loyalties...
The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?
Shen Twins AU where Shen Jiu is so pissed off that Shen Yuan is marrying his most hated disciple that he stews for weeks on how to get back at his brother and *shudders* brother in law.
He decides to go down to the WRP and visit with his girls when he sees Tianlang Jun sitting at a table just enjoying the music and talking about novels with the girls.
Fucking Bingo
Within days, Shen Jiu is announcing his own marriage to a demon and Tianlang Jun is thrilled because Shen Jiu is even meaner to him than Su Xiyan was.
Binghe is in the corner growing mushrooms while frantically trying to rip suppression talismans off Xin Mo so he can kill his dad and Shen Yuan is trying not to throw up in his mouth because he's thinking about how his brother is now also his father in law.
This is an excellent idea on so many levels I don't even know where to begin. 100 points! Would read!
THIS
ALL OF THIS
Anti-porn laws are a trojan horse for fascists to sneakily slither in
And once the fascists are inside the city gates they will come for you all
“We are descended from the Witches you couldn’t burn!”
It’s a nice sentiment, I like the energy, I do. That said, I am actually descended from a “Salem Witch,” and my Ancestor, Mary Isham Towne, was not burnt at the stake, she was hanged by the neck until dead. We’re not savages y’know.
Furthermore, Mary Isham Towne was a churchgoing, god-fearing woman, who just so happened to be a widow who owned a piece of land that the local judge wanted to purchase, but which she refused to sell, and which he set out to acquire pretty much immediately after he sentenced her execution.
So, y’know.
☝️FUCKING FACTS
“Death of the author” doesn’t mean any reading is equally valid. It means you are prioritizing what’s in the text over the author’s intentions. Sometimes that still leads to a reading that lines up with the author’s intentions.

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Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
as a black gay person real like where y'all be finding this stuff pass the name
for real though, those DO NOT WATCH OR YOU'LL CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN lists put out by conservative christian family groups is where I find all the stellar tv shows. Like, shit I didn't know half of those existed, thanks for finding them for me, gonna go watch 30 hours of gay tv now!
I think I know how this works.
For personal context, before I went to the '98 Burning Man festival, one of the things I'd read from a couple different journalists was that "everybody" runs around naked. Which, fine by me, I'd already spent a lot of time in clothing-optional spaces, I'm not fanatic about it but it's nice.
So I got there early and set up a public shade structure on one of Black Rock City's main roads and spent most of each afternoon just watching the crowds go by. I don't remember seeing more than one actually naked person the whole week. I think a topless woman passed by my intersection maybe every half an hour, sometimes once an hour. So why in the hell were people, normally pretty smart and observant writers, coming away with the impression that everybody was naked?
Then I remembered an unrelated passage from Joel Garreau's great book about the history of the outer-ring suburbs, Edge City. Mall developers told him flat-out that they tried to keep the crowds in their malls less than 5% black. Not because they themselves were racist, but because they had determined, experimentally, that if more than 5% of the people in the mall are black, the median white shopper will wrongly describe the mall as at least half black, as mostly black. And not a few of them would describe it, at 6% black, as a mall where "only black people go." Why?
Because, emotionally, they were still upset over the last one when the next one came into view.
Same as the journalists describing Black Rock City as all naked. Same as the right-wing religious culture warriors describing television as entirely mixed-race and gender non-conforming. Not because it's even vaguely true, we know that, but because they haven't gotten over their discomfort over the last one by the time the next one comes along. The anger, not the stimulus, is the part that's continuous, so their mind lies to them that it's "all" the thing they can't get over.
Similar effect for the presence/proportion of women in things, by the way: https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/how-17-equals-496-the-amazing-multiplying-women.htm
what nrb episodes would you recommend as the best laurie content episodes
this is a fantastic question and I am taking it so seriously. I don't want you to think I'm not answering you, it's just gonna take some time to analyze and collate. I will get back to you.
okay! I think I have narrowed it down to a good spread of Laurie Moments (aptly named playlist on youtube here)
to start, magic grand vizier, laurie as the vizier in botc. also known as pussy puss puss give em cunt cunt cunt bitch, he is the moment.
then, we introduce a taste of what I like to call Angry Dad Laurie. mostly draughts era, he takes on a sort of rebellious edgy persona that can bubble over into a very camp fury. for this I have selected don't mess with cthulhu (you absolute pit of FUCKING vipers!) and what next?
now we have cheeky guy laurie, he's just a silly little guy who's good at board games. he's in the zone in speedport and clickport while sporting some very fashionable accessories. and you can't beat the classic laurie strategy of always playing a skull.
hollywood 1947 and mysterium (MORONS UNITE!) bring us some much-needed laurie and rosie chaos. they fill a very similar niche to team rocket but I couldn't think of any favorite laurie and brooke episodes off the top of my head.
then, betrayal with madam zostra. first of all the wig makes me crazy. but secondly I just love love love laurie's roleplaying!!! his character work is so incredible he can't help but breathe life into every game he plays. which is why I was tempted to put a lot of chaotic neutral videos on the list.
in the end I decided to go with yellow sign of the four with earnest stickler and last night of freedom with shawn cocktail. almost complete opposite ends of the rp character spectrum and laurie walks the line flawlessly. honestly watch every ttrpg laurie has ever starred in he's. mwah.
I hope there's something in here for you, I tried to give a little smorgasbord of all the things I adore about laurie. but honestly every nrb video could have been on here I just really like them okay. my sillays.
get on board!!!
Shen Jiu having a fandom is really important to me because literally his entire reason to exist in the novel is to not exist at all. Yet he is kept alive by the fans. Ohh shen Jiu why was the most detailed part of your life either your death or slavery
the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood
I just found out that several people believe Shen Qingqiu stayed with Luo Binghe out of pity and that he genuinely doesn't like him, and I'm like: "Did I read a different book or what???" Literally 80% of SVSSS is Shen Qingqiu talking nonstop about Luo Binghe and not realizing his own repressed homosexuality.
The people who deny that Shen Qingqiu loves Luo Binghe remind me of the people who say Achilles and Patroclus were just friends.
Ever tthe contrarian I agree and I disagree with this. I agree that shen yuan is obsessed with binghe and doesn't notice his attraction. BUT one of the thing I find difficult about their ship that shen yuan hates all of binghes behavior in other people. The clingyness, the my way or the high way, the I'm starting all the drama always, the crying and the fake sweetness disgust him when Sha hualing or Ning Ying Ying do it - and shen yuan usually ignores them in lbh. the three things lbh has that shen yuan actually likes are his devotion, his cooking and his good looks. And I can imagine that this is where the confusion comes from. Lbh isn't shen yuans type (cold logical beauty) except he somehow is

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“The Shonen Protagonist joins The Organization” is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. It’s just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, “Righteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.”
Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. He’s in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.
And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.
I know i've said it before, but if you are concerned it could be real and not a scam, the best way to avoid getting scammed is to return contact separately.
Here's how that works:
say you get a text from your internet provider, let's say it's Comcast (whom i hate). So you have this text that says it's from Comcast about your bill with a contact number and a clickable link -- could be real, could be a scam.
Don't touch anything about this text. Open a web browser and look up the customer service number for Comcast. Or get the number from the bill they send you. However you do it, get the contact info for Comcast from a trusted source, like an official phone directory or the Comcast website itself.
Get in touch with them using that information.
So. Let's run the example both ways it could go.
If it IS a scam: you reach out to Comcast and tell them you were contacted about a problem with your bill, they look you up in their customer database, and they tell you there is no problem with your bill.
If it's NOT a scam, you do the same thing, they look you up, and they explain the problem. In this case, neither Comcast nor the employees involved give a single shit whether or not you clicked the link in the text vs. going through their official website.
This works the same for the your bank, the IRS, Amazon, political causes, charities, everything.
By handling any questionable incoming calls to action this way, you significantly protect yourself from scams and malware and shit
You can do this with phone calls too!!! If a company calls you asking for some info or about a problem with you card/account/whatever you can ask them for a reference number for your case and call back later. You don't have to give a reason but if you feel awkward you can just say you have a meeting in 2 minutes but can call back another time to deal with it.
If it's not scam they'll be like sure, here's the reference number. Then you follow the instructions above, call the separate number you find yourself on a reputable website and give that person the reference number. And they'll help you resolve the issue.
Don't let scammers scare you over the phone into giving them sensitive information!!!!
great addition ^^^
The trusted source part is important -- make sure you get the contact info off an email/official mail that you are 100% certain is theirs, or off a website that you are 100% certain is theirs! Do not google it and assume that the first result is correct -- scammers have been known to use SEO and data poisoning tricks to put their own fake contact numbers at the tops of these searches. It's a lot of work so it doesn't happen all the time, but it does occasionally happen.
You can get bank information off the back of your debit card usually.