First Arrows, Now Web

"Where you on vacation? I haven't seen you in ages."

"Why didn't you tell me you got a new phone?"

"You could have told me you moved. It would have been polite."

"Haven't seen you in ages. Hope you stayed out of trouble."

"You never call, or write, or text, or chat, or Skype, or..."

"Even a post on Facebook might be nice every now and then..."

"For a second there I thought you were dead."

"Oh my God! So much has happened. We need to catch up!"

"Hey, wanna go to the bar? It's not the shit hole it used to be."

"Are you okay? You look like hell."

"I don't care what happened! You could have called!"

"I feel better after that. I really think I needed a break."

"Are you sure you want to do that? Things are a little different now."

"Oh, are we still talking? I wasn't aware since you seemed to drop off the face of the Earth."

"I'm different now. I think you are too."

"Brand new me! Brand new life! I feel great!"

"I hate coming back to work after taking so much time off... So much to do..."

"Honestly? No. It wasn't really all that great."

"So.... How do I look?"

"For a second there I didn't realize who you were. That ghostly pallor is gone."

"Where the hell did you get that haircut?"

“See? What do you have to lose?”

“I’m pretty sure he’s used to not being the only Spider-Person around anymore and quite a few of them are hard to tell apart. You’ll be fine.”

Me: now you listen here Captain Fineass

Steve: what?