maria

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

something truly horrific about clicking an article about a national or global tragedy only for a pop up to say you only have 3 more free articles this month and then each paragraph of the piece is divided by picture ads for skin creams while a video of a car commercial plays automatically in the corner no matter how far you scroll

if you were a mouse and you wanted to change the subject you could say “squeaking of which….”

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

All the kids at the same time “ OOOOOOOOOO”

a book fell on my head yesterday

i guess i only have my shelf to blame

all right everyone . its time to stop

Be sad but get up. You don’t have to shower. You can put on the same clothes you wore yesterday. Nobody will care. The sky is blue, wildflowers are blooming by the side of the road. Strangers have stories to tell. Go for a walk, go for a drive, go to a greenhouse, a bookstore, a movie theater. You can stay in bed but nothing is going to happen there. Sometimes you’ve really just got to get the fuck up.

being alone in a public restroom is like i own this place and then someone else walks in and it’s like get out of my fucking house

your future self loves you. they dream of hugging you and wiping your tears away. they wish they could tell you stories of your future, just to see your smile and relief. they wish they could squish your cheeks and tell you how lovable you are. they miss you. they listen to playlists you made just to experience it again. they wrote you a long love letter too, but you will never read it. you are so loved.

Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

We are the daughters of the girls you couldn't sell to one direction