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" yo bro where tf am i😭😭 "
just a guy #justaguy
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when yungy got home he had to pry sunweaver away from opening his weapons cabinet... again. he REALLY needed to move those.. Yungy for now though held the kid as carefully as he could (he is not holding that kid right either way bro..) and walked over to his room, placing sunweaver down on the bed.
he fished through his inventory and pulled out the book parrot had wrote down, sitting next to sunweaver. "heyyyyy kid.... uhm. look over here bro," yungy said nervously, pointing to the book. he started reading aloud, dragging his finger along with the words he read. he kept glancing over at sunweaver, as if the kid would somehow dissapear..
after he finished reading the book, he was surprised to find sunweaver asleep on his shoulder. what does he do.... uhm.... yungy set the kid on his bed and left him there to sleep. yungy sulks downstairs to move his weapons to a higher cabinet so the kid couldn't reach it.
why was being a single parent so hard bro..
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"Of course. I'm happy to help."
Parrot smiled a little, feathers fluffing up at the gratitude from Yungy. It felt nice... he felt like he wasn't useless...
"Wish I had some actual books to give you, though... those are all still in the Northern Council..."
"yeah... we wouldn't want you going back there.... it's kind of a wreckage. i'm sure anyone who got caught in it after the battle was killed by saps... that's a ruthless fucking guy right there i'll tell ya that.."
"Oh god..."
Parrot cringed at the mental image, shuddering and shaking out his wings before going back to occupying himself with writing.
"In that case, I hope Theo and Reina are alright... I mean... they probably would've went back there after we got separated..."
"And you're way too right about him being ruthless..."
"ohhhh yeah.... i forgot those guys got left behind.. eh, i'm sure arachnid is working on it or somethin....." yungy says calmly, unbothered . he didn't have any friends that would've been killed, so he don't really gaf..
"Yeah... let's just hope he finds them before Saparata does..."
"i'd rather hope saparata thinks he's dead..... because if saparatas been looking for him all this time then. he might not even be alive..... highkey..." yungy comments, glancing over parrots shoulder to watch him write.
"Y-Yeah, I know... that's why I'm worried."
Parrot's feathers ruffled, his voice a bit clipped despite his attempts to stay composed. Yungy probably wasn't trying to hurt him... but jesus christ, dude-
"eh, i wouldn't worry too much. he'd be better use as a bargaining chip. probably...." yungy continues to watch parrot write. "besides. arachnid is the best bro, he practically raised me. if anyone can find theo, it's arachnid ! "
"Yeah... I mean, he already found my kids, so it's not like I doubt his abilities..."
Parrot relaxed a little, finishing the sentence he was writing and shutting the book before handing it to Yungy.
"This one's a pretty good story for younger kids. It's short and uses simple words sentences that are easier to pick up on... it's one of the first kid's books I read to Sienna. If you ask her nicely, she might even draw the pictures for you."
Parrot chuckled a little, seeming more at ease now that he had one book finished.
"thank you bro... genuinely a life saver..." yungy grabs the book and flips through the pages, nodding to himself. "and uh.... the spider civ isn't the best place for a kid to run around, yknow ..? so i was like.. wondering idk.. maybe sometime our kids could have? a play date???? there's no one for sunweaver to befriend down here.."
"A play date sounds great, actually! I'm sure Sienna would like being around a kid that's closer to her age... especially without Phoenix around..."
yungy lets out a sigh of relief, posture untensing. "you are literally the goat bro... anyone down here messes with you i'll beat their ass ok bro?? anyways, i gotta get home to sunweaver. see u later bro!! hope u find theo," yungy waves before booking it out the door to head back home..
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"Of course. I'm happy to help."
Parrot smiled a little, feathers fluffing up at the gratitude from Yungy. It felt nice... he felt like he wasn't useless...
"Wish I had some actual books to give you, though... those are all still in the Northern Council..."
"yeah... we wouldn't want you going back there.... it's kind of a wreckage. i'm sure anyone who got caught in it after the battle was killed by saps... that's a ruthless fucking guy right there i'll tell ya that.."
"Oh god..."
Parrot cringed at the mental image, shuddering and shaking out his wings before going back to occupying himself with writing.
"In that case, I hope Theo and Reina are alright... I mean... they probably would've went back there after we got separated..."
"And you're way too right about him being ruthless..."
"ohhhh yeah.... i forgot those guys got left behind.. eh, i'm sure arachnid is working on it or somethin....." yungy says calmly, unbothered . he didn't have any friends that would've been killed, so he don't really gaf..
"Yeah... let's just hope he finds them before Saparata does..."
"i'd rather hope saparata thinks he's dead..... because if saparatas been looking for him all this time then. he might not even be alive..... highkey..." yungy comments, glancing over parrots shoulder to watch him write.
"Y-Yeah, I know... that's why I'm worried."
Parrot's feathers ruffled, his voice a bit clipped despite his attempts to stay composed. Yungy probably wasn't trying to hurt him... but jesus christ, dude-
"eh, i wouldn't worry too much. he'd be better use as a bargaining chip. probably...." yungy continues to watch parrot write. "besides. arachnid is the best bro, he practically raised me. if anyone can find theo, it's arachnid ! "
"Yeah... I mean, he already found my kids, so it's not like I doubt his abilities..."
Parrot relaxed a little, finishing the sentence he was writing and shutting the book before handing it to Yungy.
"This one's a pretty good story for younger kids. It's short and uses simple words sentences that are easier to pick up on... it's one of the first kid's books I read to Sienna. If you ask her nicely, she might even draw the pictures for you."
Parrot chuckled a little, seeming more at ease now that he had one book finished.
"thank you bro... genuinely a life saver..." yungy grabs the book and flips through the pages, nodding to himself. "and uh.... the spider civ isn't the best place for a kid to run around, yknow ..? so i was like.. wondering idk.. maybe sometime our kids could have? a play date???? there's no one for sunweaver to befriend down here.."
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"Of course. I'm happy to help."
Parrot smiled a little, feathers fluffing up at the gratitude from Yungy. It felt nice... he felt like he wasn't useless...
"Wish I had some actual books to give you, though... those are all still in the Northern Council..."
"yeah... we wouldn't want you going back there.... it's kind of a wreckage. i'm sure anyone who got caught in it after the battle was killed by saps... that's a ruthless fucking guy right there i'll tell ya that.."
"Oh god..."
Parrot cringed at the mental image, shuddering and shaking out his wings before going back to occupying himself with writing.
"In that case, I hope Theo and Reina are alright... I mean... they probably would've went back there after we got separated..."
"And you're way too right about him being ruthless..."
"ohhhh yeah.... i forgot those guys got left behind.. eh, i'm sure arachnid is working on it or somethin....." yungy says calmly, unbothered . he didn't have any friends that would've been killed, so he don't really gaf..
"Yeah... let's just hope he finds them before Saparata does..."
"i'd rather hope saparata thinks he's dead..... because if saparatas been looking for him all this time then. he might not even be alive..... highkey..." yungy comments, glancing over parrots shoulder to watch him write.
"Y-Yeah, I know... that's why I'm worried."
Parrot's feathers ruffled, his voice a bit clipped despite his attempts to stay composed. Yungy probably wasn't trying to hurt him... but jesus christ, dude-
"eh, i wouldn't worry too much. he'd be better use as a bargaining chip. probably...." yungy continues to watch parrot write. "besides. arachnid is the best bro, he practically raised me. if anyone can find theo, it's arachnid ! "

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"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"Of course. I'm happy to help."
Parrot smiled a little, feathers fluffing up at the gratitude from Yungy. It felt nice... he felt like he wasn't useless...
"Wish I had some actual books to give you, though... those are all still in the Northern Council..."
"yeah... we wouldn't want you going back there.... it's kind of a wreckage. i'm sure anyone who got caught in it after the battle was killed by saps... that's a ruthless fucking guy right there i'll tell ya that.."
"Oh god..."
Parrot cringed at the mental image, shuddering and shaking out his wings before going back to occupying himself with writing.
"In that case, I hope Theo and Reina are alright... I mean... they probably would've went back there after we got separated..."
"And you're way too right about him being ruthless..."
"ohhhh yeah.... i forgot those guys got left behind.. eh, i'm sure arachnid is working on it or somethin....." yungy says calmly, unbothered . he didn't have any friends that would've been killed, so he don't really gaf..
"Yeah... let's just hope he finds them before Saparata does..."
"i'd rather hope saparata thinks he's dead..... because if saparatas been looking for him all this time then. he might not even be alive..... highkey..." yungy comments, glancing over parrots shoulder to watch him write.
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"Of course. I'm happy to help."
Parrot smiled a little, feathers fluffing up at the gratitude from Yungy. It felt nice... he felt like he wasn't useless...
"Wish I had some actual books to give you, though... those are all still in the Northern Council..."
"yeah... we wouldn't want you going back there.... it's kind of a wreckage. i'm sure anyone who got caught in it after the battle was killed by saps... that's a ruthless fucking guy right there i'll tell ya that.."
"Oh god..."
Parrot cringed at the mental image, shuddering and shaking out his wings before going back to occupying himself with writing.
"In that case, I hope Theo and Reina are alright... I mean... they probably would've went back there after we got separated..."
"And you're way too right about him being ruthless..."
"ohhhh yeah.... i forgot those guys got left behind.. eh, i'm sure arachnid is working on it or somethin....." yungy says calmly, unbothered . he didn't have any friends that would've been killed, so he don't really gaf..
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"Of course. I'm happy to help."
Parrot smiled a little, feathers fluffing up at the gratitude from Yungy. It felt nice... he felt like he wasn't useless...
"Wish I had some actual books to give you, though... those are all still in the Northern Council..."
"yeah... we wouldn't want you going back there.... it's kind of a wreckage. i'm sure anyone who got caught in it after the battle was killed by saps... that's a ruthless fucking guy right there i'll tell ya that.."
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."
"Hm... I think I can remember a few stories... give me an... hour or so and I can write them down for you."
Parrot hummed in thought, reaching for an empty book and already starting to copy a children's book he remembered.
"THANK YOU bro... your a literally life saver...." yungy sighs, crossing his arms. he was glad he could find someone who knew how to care for kids...
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"Also, you should read to the little guy. Find a children's book or any other simple book, sit with him, and point to the words as you read aloud. Eventually, he'll start making the connection between the written words and your speech, leading to him learning basic reading. Simple stuff like that really helps with development when they're small."
"what if. i don't have any children's books. WHERE DO I FIND KIDS BOOKS ON UNSTABLE BRO...."

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"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"I wish I could give you the parenting books I read when I adopted Benny and Rose... they helped a lot more than I expected..."
Parrot smiled fondly, if a little sadly, at the memory, fidgeting with the ends of his sleeves as he continued.
"Well, five's definitely old enough to eat solid foods... as long as you're not giving him anything too tough, he should be fine, although it's best to cut it up into little bite sizes until he's older. Make sure you're feeding him a balanced diet as well... or as balanced as you can."
"ok ok..." yungy pulls out a notebook and starts taking notes, mainly because he's worried about fucking ts up..... he is NOT having this kid die on him bro..
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"Uhhh... yeah, I'd say so... depends on how young the kid is for food... and for the weapons, it's best to keep them in a locked chest... especially if you put it up somewhere they can't reach..."
"I'm assuming you have a kid? There's been someone just... handing them out for some reason... so it's not really shocking to me anymore..."
"yeah.. bro i can NOT deal with this.... i didn't even have parents bro ???? i have no clue what i'm doing i desperately need yo help... he's like 5.... his name is sunweaver and i love him but idk how to take care of bro..."
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
"Uhh... yeah... three that are still alive... why do you ask?"
Parrot sighed, straightening his posture a bit once he realized this was probably going to be a longer conversation than he'd hoped...
"soooooo...." yungy trailed off, leaning against the wall. he glances around. "you know how to take care of a kid??? right? what to feed one? how to stop it from getting into your secret stash of weapons??? for no reason of course.. just curious.."
"ha HA, very funny bro. what did you do to get arachnid to promote YOU to be higher than ME, bro."
-@spiderguywithcharm
"Huh-?"
Parrot blinked dazedly, looking up from his book and rubbing his eyes. Damn it... he really didn't want to deal with this shit...
"I... don't know? I just got here... your guess is as good as mine, bro..."
"i'm literally gon kill someone bro....... but complaining isn't the only reason i'm here !!!! i saw you had kids... right ..? " yungy coughs, trying to be nonchalant but kind of. failing.
> Arachnid has requested your presence in his meeting room, Seems he'd like to talk with you?, Maybe about the whole Child situation
- @underground-cobwebs
"oh my god im so fried.." yungy comments to himself as he makes his way to the meeting room, putting all his materials in his chest before entering nervously. "heyyyy bro..."
"....Yungy, Why am I getting reports from the royalty that all of a sudden you just have this Random kid?, I thought you were supposed to be fighting for the civilization?, I'm not surprised wemmbu has a kid, But Honestly You?, How did you even?, Wait do you even know how to take care of a child?"
> Arachnid's tone comes out in a mix of confusion and a look of being completely done with everything at the current moment
[Currently playing in the background Gallery [Toby fox](Deltarune)]
"ohhhh yeah... about that- i don't. know?? how i got it?? he kind of just.. well.. showed up.." Yungy slowly strolls over and takes a seat at the long table, a little less nervous. surely arachnid wouldn't get mad about something out of his control... "and i AM fighting for the civ, i just now have a kid too or something.... also no, i don't know how to take care of him........ uh..."
"...What could you possibly mean by this random kid Just appeared out of nowhere?, Why does a kid just all of a sudden show up at your doorstep?"
>Arachnid hesitated for a second before realizing this situation was severe his tone shifting a bit as he spoke
"Well Yungy maybe you Go Ask Wemmbu how on earth you take care of a kid?, I can't help you there, And do you want like time off? or would you rather the royals help take care of the kid?"
"i don't know... and i GUESS i could ask bro.. or i could. figure it out myself... i don't trust the royals with stuff like this. anyways. do we have any food a kid can eat in the civ btw????"
"You're damn lucky I had prepared for that,Making sure in the event any kids came to the civilization they would have food they could eat, Wemmbu being second in command Is honestly quite vital especially there As Wemmbu theoretically would have Knowledge on kids, And Hey, For Third in command you ain't that bad, I actually should've given you this sooner?"
> Arachnid threw down a Fully enchanted netherite sword and a Spear onto the table aswell as a few buckets for draining
"You did earn these a while ago I've been waiting to hand them to you,So go ahead, Your dismissed go ask wemmbu about childcare I guess?"
"wowza.." yungy picks up the items, saluting arachnid. "thank you sir!! i'll do as you say! ..wait... you were? prepared for people to start knocking eachother up?????? you really do think of everything i guess........"

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> Arachnid has requested your presence in his meeting room, Seems he'd like to talk with you?, Maybe about the whole Child situation
- @underground-cobwebs
"oh my god im so fried.." yungy comments to himself as he makes his way to the meeting room, putting all his materials in his chest before entering nervously. "heyyyy bro..."
"....Yungy, Why am I getting reports from the royalty that all of a sudden you just have this Random kid?, I thought you were supposed to be fighting for the civilization?, I'm not surprised wemmbu has a kid, But Honestly You?, How did you even?, Wait do you even know how to take care of a child?"
> Arachnid's tone comes out in a mix of confusion and a look of being completely done with everything at the current moment
[Currently playing in the background Gallery [Toby fox](Deltarune)]
"ohhhh yeah... about that- i don't. know?? how i got it?? he kind of just.. well.. showed up.." Yungy slowly strolls over and takes a seat at the long table, a little less nervous. surely arachnid wouldn't get mad about something out of his control... "and i AM fighting for the civ, i just now have a kid too or something.... also no, i don't know how to take care of him........ uh..."
"...What could you possibly mean by this random kid Just appeared out of nowhere?, Why does a kid just all of a sudden show up at your doorstep?"
>Arachnid hesitated for a second before realizing this situation was severe his tone shifting a bit as he spoke
"Well Yungy maybe you Go Ask Wemmbu how on earth you take care of a kid?, I can't help you there, And do you want like time off? or would you rather the royals help take care of the kid?"
"i don't know... and i GUESS i could ask bro.. or i could. figure it out myself... i don't trust the royals with stuff like this. anyways. do we have any food a kid can eat in the civ btw????"
> Arachnid has requested your presence in his meeting room, Seems he'd like to talk with you?, Maybe about the whole Child situation
- @underground-cobwebs
"oh my god im so fried.." yungy comments to himself as he makes his way to the meeting room, putting all his materials in his chest before entering nervously. "heyyyy bro..."
"....Yungy, Why am I getting reports from the royalty that all of a sudden you just have this Random kid?, I thought you were supposed to be fighting for the civilization?, I'm not surprised wemmbu has a kid, But Honestly You?, How did you even?, Wait do you even know how to take care of a child?"
> Arachnid's tone comes out in a mix of confusion and a look of being completely done with everything at the current moment
[Currently playing in the background Gallery [Toby fox](Deltarune)]
"ohhhh yeah... about that- i don't. know?? how i got it?? he kind of just.. well.. showed up.." Yungy slowly strolls over and takes a seat at the long table, a little less nervous. surely arachnid wouldn't get mad about something out of his control... "and i AM fighting for the civ, i just now have a kid too or something.... also no, i don't know how to take care of him........ uh..."