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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

marlynnofmany

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

aphony-cree

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

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[shop] - ceramics drop on Aug 8, 2PM CT

rohirric-hunter

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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velvetys

They’re saying all bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar???

beesmygod

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

unclefather

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence

dangerousturkey

since the what

unclefather

come here and sit down right now

dangerousturkey

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

sharkchunks

I need new toothpaste but hate mint. Let's see what flavors they have:

They also have watermelon (with mint) and cinnamon (with mint)

And they do have these three:

All of which are just mint. I ended up buying the only one in the whole aisle that didn't say mint anywhere on it, but I have a feeling it will also be... MINT. They used to have citrus and unflavored but now... MINT.

facts-i-just-made-up

Not unreality but bumping out of anger and for dark comedy.

#apparently china has a lot of different toothpaste flavors

stephexmachina

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

stephexmachina

responses like these irk me so bad like oh u people really think femininity & masculinity exist in a raceless vacuum & that a racialized woman complaining about being labelled as masculine by white standards or a racialized man objecting to having white femininity projected onto him are just whiners or even bigots themselves.... like u really do think ur viewpoint is neutral huh. basically telling racialized people to quit whining & accept being misgendered + mislabelled + misperceived by white ppl w immense social power over u bc the right to have your identity respected ends the instant u have an ounce of melanin apparently..... fuck off & leave BIPOC aloneeee

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pete hegseth is living my dream of being paid life-changing money to make american troops miserable while embarrassing the US on a global stage

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oh 😮! you fed me a startleberry !

dogfinger

They are punishing this mannequin

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Donald ducking and blair witching at the same time, handsome?

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How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant

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