Putting the dumb in Sphindumb

Oh Sphintus!! I'm really sorry your dad treats you like that, is that why you tried so hard to get into my family when you were cooking food? I'll ask Lady Scheherazade right away if you can join!

it must hurt having your dad deny your existence as his son. it's okay if you want to cry, this is a safe space

give him a hug i heard youre good at giving those

Is that why you're always so angry Sphintus, cause your dad doesn't love you? I'm sorry, maybe I shouldn't be mean to you.

you sure ask him to tuck you in at night. i'm sure that would make for a nice family moment, i bet you're in need of one of those.

that guy looks an awful lot like you. are you sure he isn't your dad? do you like sit on his lap and tell him what you want for christmas?