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The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway

So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer

I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints

I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload

I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!

People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this

They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway

Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two losers winners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections…

The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere.

I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog

But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag

I don’t fucking care if you’re following me

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