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“Y’know, I’ve only been here for a couple of weeks but I think I’m getting the hang of this place. Question though, what exactly do you all do for fun around here? I’m itching to get my feet moving.” The male asked after swallowing some of his food.

--& "I don't know about that man, shit I'm never used to the crap that's thrown at you here and I've been kicking 'round for awhile. If I'm honest with ya I try to get out as much as we're allowed."

“Papa Lincoln? No. For December, you may call me, Papa Santa.”

-- & "Ain't callin' ya papa anythin' -- reckon Sophia calls ya daddy though."

John smiled towards to the housemate near him, letting the coffee pot heat up. “Sorry I have two kids, coffee is a vital part of my diet.” He let out a chuckle. “I’m John by the way, great to meet you.”

-- & "Nah -- " Hand is waved in gesture as he takes a sip from his own mug, tea mind you. "I definitely get it. When my kids were born I fuckin' lived offa that stuff. "

“You make a good point. But I’ve seen your heart eyes for Nina too, pal.”

-- & "Says the man involved with Brooke fuckin' Davis."

‘Maybe I’ll just be blowing you, full stop.’

-- & "Ain't gonna see me complain', doll."

‘I’d kill you all.’

-- & "Ya figured as much -- no strippers. What 'bout copious amounts of booze."

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“Hey, arsewipe, giddy up!”

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-- & "Fuckin' hell man! Warn a brother shit."

“Who are we saying is next to have a stag do apart from the obvious Jonny boy? You, Jeff? Or you, Sean? Or me? Who are we betting on?”

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-- & "Right and proper married? Fuckin' Jeff man, ya seen those heart eyes he's got goin' on?"

‘Not as good as you will in your tux. We both know I’ve got a thing for you in a suit and tie.’

-- & "Mmm don't know 'bout that, reckon ya'll be blowin' me right outta the water. Ya got a thing for me in general, Dobrev. Tis written all over ya body language."

‘No strippers.’

-- & "What if the stripper is Megan?"

DAN: I wasn’t laughing! If I was, I would’ve put ‘lol’ afterwards.

SEAN: If this is some fucked up prank I'm going to be livid

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