we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

this man is living in 3019

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

I normally wouldn’t reblog things like this but distressed bagel 

Satanic egg

Satanic breakfast burrito

Distressed Cheerios I fucking love it

Distressed smoothie

Gothic Waffles

Derranged cream cheese

Wicked Nothing

Wrathful Oatmeal

Empty Eggs

possessed buttered bagel

Vicious Porridge/oatmeal

Distressed Bird in a Nest

WAIT YOU ATE A BIRD FOR BREAKFAST?

NO ITS AN EGG DISH

OH THANK GOD

I’M NOT A BIRD EATER

Raging Rice

Satanic Oatmeal and Fruit Salad

possessed banana

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality