my engine’s ready to explode

@bashhughes: Come away with me?

@bashhughes: I'm supposed to be looking at the cat while those arms are out?

@bashhughes: Tell him to keep those hands where I can see them.

@bashhughes: Does June know he's behind her? Tell her to run.

@bashhughes: Two hands? Very ambitious. 👀

@bashhughes: Adorable.

SEB: You're ridiculous. What have I let myself in for? [minutes pass] SEB: Apologies, I came to my senses. Massive cock and pretty face sort of override insanity on my list of priorities.

DALE: Nice save. The door might still be open for you after Australia now.

SEB: What a relief.

SEB: Writing or reading? SEB: Don't tell me. You're writing self insert fan fiction with Sidney Crosby?

DALE: I can't believe you think I'd split up Sid and Kathy.

SEB: You're ridiculous. What have I let myself in for? [minutes pass] SEB: Apologies, I came to my senses. Massive cock and pretty face sort of override insanity on my list of priorities.

SEB: Lewis Hamilton. Nico Rosberg. I hear AO3 is absolutely rabid for them. SEB: MY younger sister sends me updates quite regularly, actually. Some of it's quite filthy

SEB: Writing or reading? SEB: Don't tell me. You're writing self insert fan fiction with Sidney Crosby?

SEB: Maybe I need to introduce you to F1 lore, darling. SEB: Lewis Hamilton? Heard of him? He has ghosts too, sweetheart. Blond, German, homosexual ones.

DALE: You are saying. I recognise these words individually. But together...

SEB: Lewis Hamilton. Nico Rosberg. I hear AO3 is absolutely rabid for them. SEB: MY younger sister sends me updates quite regularly, actually. Some of it's quite filthy

SEB: Admittedly, I don't care about hockey the way you seem to. I just think that Holden chap is fuckable. But, yes. Go team Canada? SEB: Excuse me? Who sees ghosts?

SEB: Maybe I need to introduce you to F1 lore, darling. SEB: Lewis Hamilton? Heard of him? He has ghosts too, sweetheart. Blond, German, homosexual ones.

SEB: Jesus Christ. SEB: That is a child. I meant Holden. SEB: Is it because he's American or because you don't have eyes?

SEB: Admittedly, I don't care about hockey the way you seem to. I just think that Holden chap is fuckable. But, yes. Go team Canada? SEB: Excuse me? Who sees ghosts?

SEB: I do know that, but it's still satisfying to hear. SEB: You're gorgeous, for what it's worth. Every inch of you. SEB: Your loss, darling. Though, that blond hockey fella is a bit of alright to look at. I suppose.

SEB: Jesus Christ. SEB: That is a child. I meant Holden. SEB: Is it because he's American or because you don't have eyes?

SEB: If you're really lucky and you turn on ESPN at the right time, you might even get to see me looking hot and sweaty for a little extra content.

SEB: I do know that, but it's still satisfying to hear. SEB: You're gorgeous, for what it's worth. Every inch of you. SEB: Your loss, darling. Though, that blond hockey fella is a bit of alright to look at. I suppose.

SEB: Better memorise it, darling.

DALE: I'll think about it whenever I put my hand to use. Until the zoom zooms leave Down Under.

SEB: If you're really lucky and you turn on ESPN at the right time, you might even get to see me looking hot and sweaty for a little extra content.

SEB: Utterly shameless.

DALE: I'm looking at something shameless alright.

SEB: Better memorise it, darling.

SEB: I'm a man of my word, love. SEB: [attaches video of him deepthroating his dildo]

DALE: Oh! Kachow!

SEB: Utterly shameless.