my engine’s ready to explode

@bashhughes: Very sexy.

@dalehudson: So what exactly does your roster look like? Because if blondes in bikinis are more your thing maybe I’ll bow out 😉

@bashhughes: Lord, no. Ariadne's more like my hag, don't worry. I'm very much into cock. Decidedly yours, if you'll still have me.

@pruewithane: Am I going to sound terribly like a grandmother if I tell you to remember your sunscreen?

@bashhughes: Oh, but what a lovely grandmother you are, honey. I'm being careful, I promise. Only for you.

@pillowtalkjake: You’re saying Barca but I’m seeing Paris 🥵

@bashhughes: Now there's an idea neither Ariadne nor I could ever refuse.

@haydenbridger: Why does she only talk in Shakespeare quotes?

@bashhughes: Because she's better than all of us, of course.

@blairymcrory: Opening this put me in a mood. Start whisking me away to sunny places maybe.

@bashhughes: I have been trying, haven't I? Pick a stop, and I'm on it.

@june14perry: how do you keep landing these insanely hot women? do they just love gay men?

@bashhughes: Perks of being hot, honey.

@bashhughes: Come away with me?

@bashhughes: I'm supposed to be looking at the cat while those arms are out?

@bashhughes: Tell him to keep those hands where I can see them.

@bashhughes: Does June know he's behind her? Tell her to run.

@bashhughes: Two hands? Very ambitious. 👀

@bashhughes: Adorable.

SEB: You're ridiculous. What have I let myself in for? [minutes pass] SEB: Apologies, I came to my senses. Massive cock and pretty face sort of override insanity on my list of priorities.

DALE: Nice save. The door might still be open for you after Australia now.

SEB: What a relief.

SEB: Writing or reading? SEB: Don't tell me. You're writing self insert fan fiction with Sidney Crosby?

DALE: I can't believe you think I'd split up Sid and Kathy.

SEB: You're ridiculous. What have I let myself in for? [minutes pass] SEB: Apologies, I came to my senses. Massive cock and pretty face sort of override insanity on my list of priorities.

SEB: Lewis Hamilton. Nico Rosberg. I hear AO3 is absolutely rabid for them. SEB: MY younger sister sends me updates quite regularly, actually. Some of it's quite filthy

SEB: Writing or reading? SEB: Don't tell me. You're writing self insert fan fiction with Sidney Crosby?