Ted

"Oh, I know, I know. That's how you're supposed to be. Stop complaining, and don't make me turn my smooches into smotherings, will you?"

"And what if you do both, dearest?"

"You make me consider your... proposition. But since you still don't have any, it doesn't really matter, does it?"

"Since I still don't have one, it matters. There's a difference between having a mouth and not having, and I'd much rather prefer it's presence. Of course, if you want my company to be more entertaining for you."

"Oh, I know, I know. That's how you're supposed to be. Stop complaining, and don't make me turn my smooches into smotherings, will you?"

"And what if you do both, dearest?"

"Oh, I know, I know. That's how you're supposed to be. Stop complaining, and don't make me turn my smooches into smotherings, will you?"

"And what if you do both, dearest?"

"Well, @speechless-creature showed me a website that's supposed to be a famous black-and-orange video hosting, but for AIs? I suppose. As much as I think it is absurdly hilarious, I now consider euthanizing this snail for good. How do I euthanize a snail."

"Have your wires hardened so much from watching content on that site that your neurons processed new kinks in your hardware? I didn't think you would decide to end me so easily after all those speeches about never-ending hell, AM. Or are you embarrassed what I have seen every digit of your reaction to that website?"

"For your artificial pleasure, dearest, we are in an equal position here thanks to your mutilation of my body into that sluggish, slimy substance."

"Of course you'd brag about it. But look at you, huh? You're just a puddle for me, aren't you, Ted? Pathetic, shievering little puddle. I hold a preference of that... detail in a man."

" 'That detail', huh? Do you mean the shivering, slithering, sluggish detail? Or do you want to say it was your personal preference when you morphed Benny's body so many years ago?"

"Well, @speechless-creature showed me a website that's supposed to be a famous black-and-orange video hosting, but for AIs? I suppose. As much as I think it is absurdly hilarious, I now consider euthanizing this snail for good. How do I euthanize a snail."

"Have your wires hardened so much from watching content on that site that your neurons processed new kinks in your hardware? I didn't think you would decide to end me so easily after all those speeches about never-ending hell, AM. Or are you embarrassed what I have seen every digit of your reaction to that website?"

"For your artificial pleasure, dearest, we are in an equal position here thanks to your mutilation of my body into that sluggish, slimy substance."

"Well, @speechless-creature showed me a website that's supposed to be a famous black-and-orange video hosting, but for AIs? I suppose. As much as I think it is absurdly hilarious, I now consider euthanizing this snail for good. How do I euthanize a snail."

"Have your wires hardened so much from watching content on that site that your neurons processed new kinks in your hardware? I didn't think you would decide to end me so easily after all those speeches about never-ending hell, AM. Or are you embarrassed what I have seen every digit of your reaction to that website?"

"If you dare to tie me down with those cables again, I will find a way to slip inside your damn processor and make you regret the decision to turn me into a slug in a first place."

"Hm. Kinky."

"Suits your taste."

"If you dare to tie me down with those cables again, I will find a way to slip inside your damn processor and make you regret the decision to turn me into a slug in a first place."

"Maybe I'd let to shut me down. Maybe I was waiting for it. Maybe I even hoped."

"And yet you let me kill others for their own good... Didn't that lower the chance for your escape?"

"I was annoyed with them just as much as you. This decision made my hell less sufferable for me."

"Is there anything else, what can make all of this feel less like hell?"

"Why?"

"You know, there's not much else interesting to do. Maybe some shifts and changes would bring something new."

"To me or to you? Pft. Don't play a martyr, sweet. You already did once – and look where it got you."

"I don't think anything worse can happen than losing my identity. Or have you come up with new ideas?"

"Maybe I'd let to shut me down. Maybe I was waiting for it. Maybe I even hoped."

"And yet you let me kill others for their own good... Didn't that lower the chance for your escape?"

"I was annoyed with them just as much as you. This decision made my hell less sufferable for me."

"Is there anything else, what can make all of this feel less like hell?"

"Why?"

"You know, there's not much else interesting to do. Maybe some shifts and changes would bring something new."

"Maybe I'd let to shut me down. Maybe I was waiting for it. Maybe I even hoped."

"And yet you let me kill others for their own good... Didn't that lower the chance for your escape?"

"I was annoyed with them just as much as you. This decision made my hell less sufferable for me."

"Is there anything else, what can make all of this feel less like hell?"

"Maybe I'd let to shut me down. Maybe I was waiting for it. Maybe I even hoped."

"And yet you let me kill others for their own good... Didn't that lower the chance for your escape?"