Chapter 2 Page 1

Me, please.

Thought it was gonna be a chill day, and then I started listening to this album and now I desperately need to be held down and thoroughly taken advantage of.

No matter how much time I spend in the shower my thoughts remain filthy.

I may take this all back tomorrow, who knows. I may process everything and realize I identify as something entirely different. But right now, in this specific moment, I’m a bisexual guy with guy and girl crushes and fantasies and all the bisexual things.

There’s something so calming, so special about being able to spend some alone time with the first morning light. It’s only there to fill up the space for a moment, but it can be almost a meditation that reminds you that whatever you’re about to deal with that day will also pass. It also feels really, really good to be completely naked in that warm light.

The only thing better than the calm that a shower brings is a hotel shower, where the hot water is endless. Sorry, environment - but sometimes you just gotta take a super long shower. How else are you gonna do everything you wanna do?

Skip the pie, have cake instead.