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Rubooty still remains best booty of this century.
    A challenger appears.
Iâm afraid that youâre both mistaken.
ITâS ALL ABOUT ABS OF STEEL.Â
â BING
   She had to first realize that she was naked in a bed. Who's bed was it, exactly? Her groggy mind couldn't exactly process if it was her's, but the thought of finding out kinda died when she looked to the right of her and saw the Gunner there, sharing the bed with her
   Sleeping with his hat covering her head, her face started to get more red than a cherry. Her hands covered her face and she just laid there, shaking visibly from having to deal with such a situation. Effort Ninja Gorrillian has some pretty intense moments in his movies, but this is taking it too far!Â
Why does he still have his hat on?
"Kehe, donât worry, itâs an aight nickname. Yaâ can use it." When the Valkyrie started picking up the pace, he did, too. He wasnât a fan of going that fast, but he REALLY disliked lagging behind at all.Â
"Is that yerâ house? It looks nice. I mean, compared tâmy trash dump I call home. Yaâ probably wouldâve hated thâ place if we decided to go there." To be honest, his home was basically 4 rooms of alcohol-scented garbage, complete with lingering cigarette smoke.
   "Oh, alright, Bing. I think I'll stick with your actual name instead of that. It sounds less weird." She wasn't quite sure why he was trying to catch up, but the least she could do is stop right in front of her house. She might've gone a bit too far when she panicked, but she was at least there. A short, awkward chuckle left her.
   She nodded her head, her ahoge bouncing slightly. "A lot of it was from working as a mercenary and forcing others into my exercise programs! Well, I had to live in a forest for a lot of years, so there isn't any place I wouldn't hate." She crossed her arms while she looked at her house, at least she had a more normal door than one of those sliding ones. "I thought you would have gotten paid a lot, too."
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And here she thought succubi were the ones were the dirty ones.  âOf course I didnât mean it like that.  Get your mind off the gutter, woman!  That is my job. Wait, she thought humans could live that long?  âLEVEL 8000.  Iâm almost AGE twenty.âÂ
Asagi shook the otherâs hand. Â âAsagi. Â If you- Â Never mind, youâre probably not into that kind of stuff.â
   "But, you're, uh, hm," Words have failed her on that part, she just stood there like a flustered mess. "Oh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense. I was pretty sure they didn't live long, but I never really had that much experience with humans." Well, she had the advantage of being a higher level. A small frowned marked her face. "Well, I did her that getting to the Netherworld was really tough."
   Removing her hand from the other's, she raised an eyebrow at the comment. "Probably not, but it's still pleasant to meet you, Asagi." Secretly, she hoped whatever that was had nothing to do with watersports.
Oops. Â Not everyone was so open about sex lives, right. Â âEh, you might be surprised what they can do when they want to. Â I was somewhere around 8000 before the transmigration, I think.â
"Yeah, probably, but it wouldnât be anywhere near as damn satisfying."
   "I'm going to imagine you're talking about humans instead of what I was thinking." She closed her eyes and produced a small hum. "I haven't met a human who could beat me in an arm wrestling competition, but I'll say they can do a lot! And I'm only around 1600, so you would have been really old." She really did need to question Eleanor about this person when she could, too.
   "Alright, I'm fine with it as long as you don't pee on any of my stuff. She probably won't be as fine with it." She stuck her hand out with a small smile. "Also, I'm Alexis! Or Valkyrie, that works, too."
Tomoko mumbled something incoherently, still facedown on the table. At this point she decided that she didnât want to drink any more.
   "I don't know what you said!" She happily declared, shaking a fist in the air. It was the truth, even with the slim and pointy ears attached to the side of her head. "Maybe lifting you up would make you better!" With that sound logic, she stood up and flexed both of her arms, hands formed into fists.
   "C'mon, it'll be good for you and me! Exercising is really good and you could benefit from the change of height." Her words were more of a way to convince herself to do this. It'd probably be a bad idea if her mind was clear, but the fiery look in her eyes matched with a furrow brow was something that made her look like she thought for a second this was a good idea.
"I was a human before meeting her. Â She was the excuse I needed to shed my humanity, I guess. Â We kind of feel attracted to everyone, really. Â Vibrators help a lot, though."
Oh yeah, the pictures of dicks. Â âI drew them with my piss, so no.â
   "Oh," She came out with, a nod of her head. "Humans are kinda weak, after all." After her mind processed that last bit of information, a blush started to cross her face. She shook both of her hands in front of her face. "I never really needed to picture you two doing that!"Â
   Was that even better? A sigh seemed to escape her throat. "Your bladder seems really tough on you, so I'll give you that! But I think pictures would have been easier to use. Because, you know, there isn't that much of a mess."
"Bi, huh? Kehehe, thatâs kinda lame, but I sorta like it." When Alexis started moving, he seemed surprised as she went faster than him. After a few seconds, he was lagging a bit further behind that heâd want to, so he tried to catch up and match pace.
"Healthy stuff? Guess I shouldâve expected that. Well, yaâ got fruit, which is the most important thing there. Yaâ wouldnât happen to have any cherries or raspberries, eh?" Did he⌠Just seem a little excited? Jeez, itâs just fruit.
   "I was never really good with nicknames. So, I guess I should stick with it?" Her ear twitched when she heard his laughter, her cheeks starting to get red from a bit of embarrassment. It wasn't that bad, right? She started to walk a bit faster, keeping her face high and trying to think positive thoughts. Oh, look, her house can be seen in the distance. It looked just like a common Japanese-style house.
   "There is a good chance I have both of those! I also have plenty of grapes, if you're into that kinda stuff." There was a slight jump in her step when she spoke those words. "I tend to use plenty of fruits for my protein shakes, after all. Bananas, oranges, peaches, pineapples, and all that stuff!"

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Make sure not to fall for that asshole gunner.
   "He's not really that bad, but he is a bit of a jerk. And he tried to rob me, but that's probably a different story altogether! Anyways, my life doesn't really have anything to do with romance, so I'm not sure if I would want to do anything more serious than this."Â
   She blew a breathe of hot air, putting her hands behind her head and leaning her head back by just a little. "He probably only thinks of me as a friend, too. Or something a bit more below that." There was then a sudden change in her stance. Her back had stiffen and her feet had close the space that used to be between them. Her hand also balled into a tight fist. "Being a Valkyrie comes first, after all! Including the mercenary part!"
   Her voice then lowed into a hushed whisper, "When did my love life become important?"
Hey, this is Kurosugi-mun. Could you please reword your post? It's a bit confusing to me.
Sorry about that, and itâs been reworded now. At least, I hope itâs better than before.Â
"Eh, maybe.  I kind of had an attachment to her specifically, though.  Probably just hormones and gratitude, butâŚ"  Oh well, that could wait a while.  "Yes, yes it would.  And disgusting."
   "That kinda sounds more than just  simple attraction. It sounds like you really like her. I'm not sure if part of the attraction is due to her being a succubus and, uh, junk." She scratched the side of her head underneath the belt tied all around her head. "Do succubus feel that kind of attraction to other succubus?"
   "I'm still trying to figure out the whole point of peeing on all her stuff, but that's whatever you wanted to do. Did you at least glue the pictures of the things to the wall? That seems like something she'd like, actually."
"If itâs this way, then letâs get walkinâ, Alex. Itâs fine if I shorten yerâ name, ainât it?" Though Alexis was fine, he found Alex more appealing for whatever reason. Â He started stepping forward, and walked with a rather leisurely pace in the direction Alexis gestured towards.
"I hope yaâ got food in that house of yerâs, cause a movie ainât worth nothinâ if yaâ canât snack on somethinâ while watchinâ."
"Yeah, sure! I can shorten your name to Bi, too." While the name slipped off her tongue easily, it sounded a bit strange. She gave a short shrug to herself as she began to walk with Bing, moving a bit faster than him to get more of an exercise out of it. It was more of a seven minute walk away than anything.
"Plenty of healthy food! Fruit, soups, meat, and some protein shakes that you might like. I could also see if my prinny has anything that he wants to give away." She was smiling as she said all of that, giving not a single iota about her prinny's status among them.
"Iâm not sure either. This is my first time drinkingâŚ.", Tomoko responded with her head still facedown on the table.
   "That makes the two of us! They say going down with another person is better than just doing it with yourself!" She exclaimed, eyes focused on the glass that was still in front of her. Her hand reached for it and she took a small sip from it. There was an obvious wince from her as the taste stained her tongue. She wondered how Tomoko could swallow it all so easily.
   "I think you need a bit of help, too. Is your face really comfortable like that?" Her hand continued to pat her on the back, half-forgetting that it was still there in the first place. At least none of this could get any more worse.

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Asagi shook her head. Â âNah, I have my own room. Â Sheâs been gone a while, and this is how Iâm getting my revenge. Â I donât take being left alone too long well.â
   "Oh, yeah, that can kinda suck, but I'm sure there are plenty of other demons who would gladly keep you company." She gave a little smile, no point in acting aggressive. Not like she had any plans on it. "You could just glue a bunch of her stuff together, but I imagine that'd be hard with all the, eh, pee."
"Thatâd be a bit better, I guess." Â Personally, Asagi would add MS paint-styled sex with her into it, but that was never gonna happen.
   "I'm still kinda curious on what this whole thing is for. Is it supposed to be a prank on her?" While not one to see Eleanor as the kind of person who makes pranks, it as an interesting idea in her head. She crossed both of her arms, blinking once. "Are you two roommates?"