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whatpath:
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldn’t have:
Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
University
Optics
Music
Toothbrush
Hospitals
Bathing
Quilting
Mariner’s Compass
Soft drinks
Pendulum
Braille
Cosmetics
Plastic surgery
Calligraphy
Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry V’s castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes on………..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Anders Breivik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
I couldn’t be happier to reblog this.
I’m fairly certain the internal combustion engine wasn’t invented by a Muslim, at least not in the form we would know it today. Or the windmill. Or the compass (I believe that was the Chinese).
Muslim scholars did do a lot of valuable work on mathematics and astronomy, but some of these things are not ideas first dreamt up by them and some of them are very vague.
I wouldn’t know where to start on how intensely inaccurate that list is.
Allow me:
Coffee – Not exactly. It isn’t know certainly when people started using coffee. Probably people of South America were using it at the same time. The first account of people drinking coffee was of Muslims (some people say it was the ancestors of the Oromo people in Ethiopia). However, had the German not reported this strange beverage and had the Dutch East India Trading Company not started bringing coffee to Europe, had the Italians not popularised it, you wouldn’t have coffee.
Cameras (also including the thing about Muslims and optics) – The first person to come up with the idea that a pinhole can form an inverted and focused image, when light passes through the hole and into a dark area was Mozi, a Chinese philosopher from the 5th Century bc. Aristotle, a Greek, noted the same phenomenon in the 4th Century bc (certainly, not knowing of Mozi’s same observation). The actual camera was invented by a Frenchman, Nicéphore Niépce. (I did a report on him in primary school for christ’s sake.)
Physics - Astronomy was studied as far back as 3000 bc by the Ancient Egyptians, Sumarians, etc. Everyone studied astronomy, especially because it was part of their mythologies. The word physics comes from the Greeks (φυσική). The Pre-Socratic philosophers were the first to practise natural science, during the Archaic Period (650 BC – 480 BC) or Greek Dark Ages. Even our idea of atoms comes from Leucippus and Democritus (the Atomists). Note Bene: all of this happened hundreds of years before Islam even existed.
Chess – I think you are referencing Chaturanga, which was a sort of fore-runner to modern chess (which was invented in Europe). However, this game is of Indian origin and was taken up by the Muslims after they conquered Persia… The irony here is unbelievable.
Soap - the earliest record of soap in the Islamic Middle East comes from the 12th Century AD. The earliest record of something resembling soap comes from 1550 bc in Ancient Egypt. An actual recipe for Egyptian “soap” exists from the reign of Nabonidus (556-538 bc). The Romans used soap but more as a pomade for hair (ref: Pliny the Elder). However, they record that the Gauls and Germans used something extremely similar to their own soap for bathing. This is all before the 1 Century AD… The word “soap” is thought to come from Mount Sapo (where they sacrificed animals and got the fat to make soap) – the word “sapo” means soap in latin (probably taken from sebum meaning tallow, which is the word Pliny the Elder uses)
Shampoo – see above…
Perfume – Perfumes were used all the way back to the Egyptian and Mesopotamian times, refined (of course) by the Romans. This one was just lame tbh.
Irrigation – If you don’t think people couldn’t figure out how to water plants before Mohammad, you must have brain damage. The Mesopotamians had a irrigation system, the Egyptians used the flooding of the Nile, Perians used irrigation…
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons - Tbh I’m not going to look all of these up but let’s just to one: The internal combustian engine was invented by Siegfried Marcus.
Combination locks – I had no idea about this one so I googled it: “The earliest known combination lock was excavated in a Roman period tomb on the Kerameikos, Athens.” A Muslim and an Italian inventor both independently of each other created a device similar to the combination lock. However, the modern combination lock was invented by a German. Thanks, Wikipedia.
Architectural innovation – I’m not even going to start with this one. Go to Italy and look at the Pantheon. Or go to Greece and look at the Acropolis. Or go to Egypt and look at a pyramid. Jesus Christ, do you even get out of the house???
Surgical instruments - Again, a greek word. People were performing surgery back to the Ancient Egyptians. The Greeks did it. The Romans did it. The Chinese did it. Obviously, they must have had instruments. They didn’t cut open someone’s skull with their teeth.
Anesthesia - another greek word. Lots of ancient peoples used hers to sedate people. The Mesopotamians used the poppy to sedate people…
Windmill – Um, no. Heron of Alexandria invented the windmill. He was a Greek, living in Egypt, under the Roman Empire… in the first century AD. How could you mistake that for Muslim?
Treatment of Cowpox – As a classics major, I know 0 about diseases. Someone can do more research on this if they’d like…
Fountain pen – congratulations! This one is right. What luck!
Numbering system – NO. The numbering system used most Western countries is from the Muslims. However, people were doing math and had numbers far before. They were just written differently. Saying that Muslims invented numbers is like saying that the the English invented language.
Algebra/Trigonometry – No. Absolutely no. Anyone heard of Euclid? The Pythagorean theorem? What was written on the door Plato’s Academy? “Let no one ignorant of geometry enter.” All of the Ancient Greek philosophers were well versed in mathematics. You can thank them. Now. Go thank them.
Modern Cryptology - I don’t know what you mean by modern but people have been making up codes since they could make up words…
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts) - Sorry, the Romans did this, too. gustatio, primae mensae, secundae mensae. They actually had a dessert not nuts so it seems more like the modern concept… However, it is hard to say who first invented a 3 course meal because we don’t know a lot about ancient eating habits (people write about wars not what they had for breakfast…)
Crystal glasses – I wikipedia’d this one: “Glasses with lead oxide content first appeared in Mesopotamia, the birthplace of the glass industry. The earliest known example is a blue glass fragment from Nippur dated to 1400 BC”
Carpets – I’m sure people had goddamn carpets before the 600´s but let me give you my favourite example, about an event that happened in the 400s bc, written in the 200s AD (Diogenes Laertius, “Life of the Eminent Philosophers”) : Diogenes the Cynic once saw Plato having his carpets cleaned for a party he was having. Diogenes immediately ran into Plato’s house and stomped all over his carpets, covering them with dirt and dust, saying “I stomp upon Plato’s vanity.” To which Plato replied, “how proud you reveal yourself to be while pretending not to be proud!” I think there is a moral in this for you, OP.
Checks - No. Praescriptiones, similar to checks, were used by the Romans.
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen – Are you kidding???
University – the first “university” was Plato’s Academy. Then Aristotle’s Lyceum. There was a Platonic Academy in Alexandria, too.
Optics - This is starting to get sad/boring. The Egyptians and the Greeks studied optics.
Music – Absolutely not. The Ancient Greeks had music. Here’s a link to some of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn7jvHI2kU4 It was extremely formalised and used for tragedy, the effect was comparable to modern opera. There is a children’s movie called Donald Duck in Math Magicland where Donald Duck goes to Ancient Greece and listens to music. I recommend it to you highly.
Toothbrush – Again, thanks Wikipedia: “The first bristle toothbrush, resembling the modern toothbrush, was found in China during the Tang Dynasty (619–907) and used hog bristle.”
Hospitals - The first “hospitals” were in Ancient Greece, temples to the god of healing Asclepius. The Egyptians did something similar as well.
Bathing – Really? No one bathed before 600 AD? I can’t.
Quilting – “The earliest known quilted garment is depicted on the carved ivory figure of a Pharaoh of the Egyptian First Dynasty, about 3400 B.C.”
Mariner’s Compass – a numer of countries had compasses before the magnetic compass. The magnetic compass comes to us either form the Chinese or the Muslums.
Soft drinks – Carbonated water is naturally produced. The English were the first to copy it.
Pendulum – Again, not a science person, so wikipedia helped: “One of the earliest known uses of a pendulum was a 1st-century seismometer device of Han Dynasty Chinese scientist Zhang Heng.”
Braille– Louis Braille, the Muslim.
Cosmetics – from the dawn of time, women have wanted to look prettier; the muslims have no monopoly on this. Have you ever even seen one of those ancient egyptian ladies with the winged eyeliner? Come on.
Plastic surgery: “Treatments for the plastic repair of a broken nose are first mentioned in the Edwin Smith Papyrus, a transcription of an Ancient Egyptian medical text, some of the oldest known surgical treatise, dated to the Old Kingdom from 3000 to 2500 BC”
Calligraphy - everyone has fancy writing. The Muslims did particularly well in this area, but so did the Chinese and the Europeans.
Manufacturing of paper and cloth – Okay, no one had clothes before the muslims. No one wrote on paper. Gotcha.
I’m fine if you want to celebrate things that Muslims contributed to the world but I’m afraid that you aren’t allowed to rewrite history to fulfil your own agenda.
As a student of history, the first part of this post made me want to weep.
Then the last part made me so happy.
Reblogging for the utter rekting post above. I think OP confused Egyptian history with being Muslim. Lol.
I think OP is conflating Muslim with Arab and Persian. Arabs and Persians did indeed contribute a lot of discovery and innovation to the world. However, that came to a screeching halt with the spread of Islam, whose only invention given to the world is the dynamite vest.
And the Japanese modernized suicide attacks by including vehicles and explosives decades before them, too.
So Islam basically stopped progressing 1400 years ago.
@your-uncle-dave right when it began… no words ever spoken so truly
*tips hat*
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE GOT R E K T !
Omfg. I had only seen where he drops the “a whiter country” thing but holy shit. She got dragged and shat on.
She couldn’t even come up with ANYTHING to rebuttal with.
I know it was glorious.
I like how just floundered. I don’t really like the interviewer, given some of his opinions, but I gotta admit he took her to task on this one.
She just slowly retreats further and further into herself, ending the clip at a low, whimpering, confused mutter.
Forgive me ignorance but who is this guy?
Gavin McInnes.
He as said some crazy shit that I don’t agree with and he has also said some crazy shit that I do agree with.
This debate almost made me feel bad for this woman. She got eaten alive.
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I can't contain my amusement with this post
A local guy had a house fire and a bunch of his guns got some finish damage and he basically came in and said “Insurance pays for up to 3,000$ of refinishing, so hook me up with the craziest Cerakote three grand buys”
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So the only time I drank with pogs (an mp “spc douche MP aka the douche friend from highschool ” female doc aka “the huge crush from highschool”, and an engineer “spc just got home from Afghanistan aka best bro from highschool” at a different highschool friends New Years party in 2013 spc. Douche got wasted 45 minutes into the night, confessed his love to some cunt from highschool 50 minutes into the night, got rejected 52 minutes into the night, crying uncontrollably 54 minutes in, threatened to kill himself 58 minutes in getting talked down by doc, spc deployed, pfc sabala an hour in, an hour and a half in I carry drunk fuck up stairs to puke and sober up in the shower. 3 hours in take him down downstairs AND throw his ass in the living room floor where he passed out 30 seconds later so I grab a blanket and cover him up. I lose track of times at this point but I Go into the kitchen to rejoin the party and regain my buzz. Start taking shots when spc deployed starts getting into a heated argument with the I hAtE the military cuck and his sjw cronies. Spc deployed breaks a fucking pool cue over this schmucks head and is immediately jump by the posse of liberals. I jump in and me and spc deployed whip the fuck out of these losers. Victory shots with female doc and praises to Odin. Leave doc and deployed and talk to some old highschool buds out side and have a smoke. Gets a call from deployed telling me to come inside the living room. Go in to see the girl spc. Douche got rejected by getting railed over the couch by some random (poor fuck is literally at their feet fucking passed out) take pics and have a laugh. Deployed wants me and doc to go upstairs to the bedroom (fuck it bro why not I’m fukn drunk). Doc walks up the stairs first smoking hot ass in our faces he whisper “you and me are gonna double team doc”. #fuckinAcotton. Me and deployed become Eskimo bros and destroy doc after like an hour and a half of debauchery. Sneak back down stairs and have the last few drinks and smokes of the night as the party dies down. Me deployed and doc check on passed out douche, heartless bitch and random have taken their quikie upstairs to another bedroom. Everyone passes out in the living room. Wake up with doc giving me head as deployed not giving a fuck is doggystylng her in a living room full of passed out civies. Drift back into liquor coma. Wake up between 0700 and 0745 with no pants on sandwiched between a nude doc and spc deployed wake up still drunk doc and deployed and get them in the shower. Looks for coffee… None found. Spc douche wakes up and remembers being a little bitch. Me and spc douche walk a mile and a half to get coffee at a gas station and talk about what he missed. Leave out the whole crush getting railed In front of him. Spc deployed takes me home and that was it. Lessons learned most are little bitches my combat engineers can hang with me anytime. And doc will put out if inebriated.
This is the only wild story I have sarge don’t take this from me. The rest of my life has been mad lame
This was a ride.
My only wild ride all other time I went to parties or drank with military only ended up and broken bones, none mortal injuries, and drunken shenanigans
When you can’t see what your mom sees
So the only time I drank with pogs (an mp “spc douche MP aka the douche friend from highschool ” female doc aka “the huge crush from highschool”, and an engineer “spc just got home from Afghanistan aka best bro from highschool” at a different highschool friends New Years party in 2013 spc. Douche got wasted 45 minutes into the night, confessed his love to some cunt from highschool 50 minutes into the night, got rejected 52 minutes into the night, crying uncontrollably 54 minutes in, threatened to kill himself 58 minutes in getting talked down by doc, spc deployed, pfc sabala an hour in, an hour and a half in I carry drunk fuck up stairs to puke and sober up in the shower. 3 hours in take him down downstairs AND throw his ass in the living room floor where he passed out 30 seconds later so I grab a blanket and cover him up. I lose track of times at this point but I Go into the kitchen to rejoin the party and regain my buzz. Start taking shots when spc deployed starts getting into a heated argument with the I hAtE the military cuck and his sjw cronies. Spc deployed breaks a fucking pool cue over this schmucks head and is immediately jump by the posse of liberals. I jump in and me and spc deployed whip the fuck out of these losers. Victory shots with female doc and praises to Odin. Leave doc and deployed and talk to some old highschool buds out side and have a smoke. Gets a call from deployed telling me to come inside the living room. Go in to see the girl spc. Douche got rejected by getting railed over the couch by some random (poor fuck is literally at their feet fucking passed out) take pics and have a laugh. Deployed wants me and doc to go upstairs to the bedroom (fuck it bro why not I’m fukn drunk). Doc walks up the stairs first smoking hot ass in our faces he whisper “you and me are gonna double team doc”. #fuckinAcotton. Me and deployed become Eskimo bros and destroy doc after like an hour and a half of debauchery. Sneak back down stairs and have the last few drinks and smokes of the night as the party dies down. Me deployed and doc check on passed out douche, heartless bitch and random have taken their quikie upstairs to another bedroom. Everyone passes out in the living room. Wake up with doc giving me head as deployed not giving a fuck is doggystylng her in a living room full of passed out civies. Drift back into liquor coma. Wake up between 0700 and 0745 with no pants on sandwiched between a nude doc and spc deployed wake up still drunk doc and deployed and get them in the shower. Looks for coffee… None found. Spc douche wakes up and remembers being a little bitch. Me and spc douche walk a mile and a half to get coffee at a gas station and talk about what he missed. Leave out the whole crush getting railed In front of him. Spc deployed takes me home and that was it. Lessons learned most are little bitches my combat engineers can hang with me anytime. And doc will put out if inebriated.
This is the only wild story I have sarge don't take this from me. The rest of my life has been mad lame

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Functioning AK-47 Assault Rifle Confiscated From Somalian Pirates cal. 7.62
Produced - 1949
Let it die
No. Give it to me and I will treat it right, I will hover her a warriors funeral with full honors. She’s done enough
Old Friends Senior Gun Sanctuary.
I'd fund that
E4 MAFIA 4 LYFE
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