The Rogue Spartan

Reblog if your muse has scars.

DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

omfg

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?

Deaddddd

DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

omfg

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?

Deaddddd

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

World War Tea

i think instead of bullets and bombs we’re gonna use tea

BOSTON TEA PARTY 2.0

YES

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

Gotta love just how quickly owls can go from “stupidly cute n’ fluffy” to “I WILL END YOU AND ALL YOU LOVE!!!”

It seems that Chang found a new family Lizard

CHANG STOP BEFRIENDING CREATURES THAT COULD POSSIBLY HURT YOU

the last one was an orgasm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

these snakes are prettier than most people

The last one looks positively chipper and glad to be alive

In case any of my followers are somehow unclear: This is a petition for the US to place a non-binary gender category as an option on all legal forms and documents, including passports, so that those that identify can choose to be legally recognized as such if they wish. Sign it. It costs you nothing, does not impact your life if you don’t want it to, and will give legal visibility to a ton of people. Deadline is April 10th now.

American followers, if you don’t have an ID on this petition site you should know it’s really easy to set up and will undoubtedly come in handy at some point—so now’s as good a time as any to sign up & sign. 

W T F GO SIGN NOW

Seriously.

Also last I checked you only have to be 13 to sign and you don’t need to be a US citizen.

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

World War Tea

i think instead of bullets and bombs we're gonna use tea

VAGUELY DISTURBING HORSE MASK

so that’s where people are getting those masks from …

I have the unicorn horse head and my grandma just gave me 90 dollars to purchase that wacky wavy thingy

I NEED THE HORSE MASK

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COFFEE I ASKED FOR IT LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO