studying but not really

online university is just *hasn’t been outside in three days* *absolute lack of spatial and temporal awareness* *tiktok break* *opens an email and forgets to respond* *pyjamas all day every day* *paces around room* *hopes your prof just thinks you’re in a different timezone when you submit an assignment at 4am* *unlimited tea* *bathroom breaks every hour* *no clear divide between free time and school* *looks out window longingly*

good morning to little piss babies, people who think they're so fucking cool, people who think they're so fucking tough, people who talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck, people whose arms look like little cigarettes, people who'd love it and text "I love you" and then get fucking ghosted

Sharing music is a huge love language for me

you’re laughing. i said da vinky painted the mona lisa and you’re laughing.

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions

This is just July