Shiawase Furaito

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Hella, let me tell ya’ll bout my evil ginger son!

Jerome Valeska (Joker from Gotham) Head Cannons!

I don’t think they said his age on the show so I’m gonna peg him for like, 21ish???  If I am wrong please let me know because if he is a minor I don’t want to do smut with him in the future

Has the face of an angel and he fucking knows it

Often gets mistaken for a high schooler and has to show his I.D. all the damn time

Doesn’t drink much, because a lot of the folk at the carnival were alcoholics, but did go on a curious drinking binge when he first turned 21

Likes girly drinks that taste good (Margaritas and sangria) 

Is probably a super picky eat and hates vegetables 

Makes a mean PB&J!

Probably really hates winter and the cold because his mom was poor and was never able to provide him with the best attire for him to be warm, so the cold winds make him think of the cold winds as a child where he’d have to shield himself with a blanket because he didn’t have a winter coat

Obvious, serious mommy/daddy issues

CRAVES ATTENTION - Positive or negative (And he doesn’t give a shit about these people, like he doesn’t like them) but he has a NEED to be noticed, to be spoken of, to be known

Was a very silly child and still is, he is just less enthusiastic about making others smile as he grows older (Because the baby is low-key depressed)

Fucking loves knock knock jokes, even if they dont make sense

You could be like, “Hey Jerome, knock knock.”  And his precious face would light up and h’ed get all excited and be like, “Whose there??” And you’d say some dumb shit like “Chicken butt” or something and he’d eat it up and laugh like a crazy fool

Is very friendly when you first meet him, it’s very easy to be mislead with those childlike eyes and beautiful smile but he literally hates everyone

Like, literally he hates fucking everyone

Even if he acts friendly and all buddy buddy around you Jerome probably fucking hates you, it’s just convenient for him to have you around That’s why you are still alive 

If he truly likes you he will make it known

Huh, how will he make it known, Holly?

He will flat out tell you tbh

Obviously, for him to have grown a fondness for you, the two of you would have had to be in a situation where you spend a lot of time together.  Once his mind has been captivated by you, a friendship will form

Once a friendship forms, Jerome will become more comfortable with you and will not feel the need to be ‘funny’

Bu that, I mean he will not feel the constant need to crack jokes, be outrageous, and be the clown he feels the need to be to get attention.. because he already feels he has your attention, he is confident in your connection and that is something not to take lightly

You’ll be able to feel this comfort right away because that stressed look in his eyes melts away and instead is captivated with you

Like, you could just be sitting down together eating lunch and you’ll be talking about like and Jerome will just flat out say it, “Thank you for being a good friend, I really appreciate you.”

Now, this is friendship, but once Jerome is attracted to you his crazy tendencies may be a little more exposed

Like, once again you could both be hanging out but you do something that drives him mad (idk maybe you dropped a pencil and had to pick it up and he had a great view if your backside) 

He’d just take in a deep breath, adjust himself for a little blood may have rushed down south, and think very quickly about what he wants out of this, currently platonic, relationship

You probably wouldn’t even know he was attracted to you until one day he starts kissing you roughly out of nowhere because he just cant hold back his lust any more 

From there if a relationship forms he will be the most attentive lover ever

Down right clingy mother fucker if I’m being honest

He likes to know where you are and what you are doing at all times 

Probably does sweet little things like points out pretty clouds in the sky or will randomly tell you how great you look that day

Lots of wet kisses at many points throughout the day

Gives very big and very strong hugs, taking the person completely into his arms 

Sleeps with his arms completely around his s/o, not wanting to let them out of his grasp even when he sleeps

And those NSFW Head Cannons???

Jerome has probably had his fair share of casual sex so he’s fairly experienced, I’d imagine

But, when he does the act with someone he cares about, or dare I even say love, then it’s quite fun!

He’s young and enthusiastic so he’s got the stamina for multiple rounds!

Is very talented with his mouth and can make you cum within minutes while he goes to town and looks up at you with those sinister bedroom eyes

Likes to tell you what to do while you fuck and is downright demanding about it

“Suck my cock”

“Ride me, now”

“Go get on the floor and finger yourself, I’ll be there in a minute”

Loves it when you put on a show for him, like if you are on top and you make sexy noises and make eye contact boy will nut like a virgin

Totally into public sex

You’d be in the mall and you tried on some clothes, asked his opinion on a few, and a few of them were a little tight so the mischievous Jerome, once you were done of course, would pull you to the nearest broom closet.  He’d unzip his pants, pull out his cock, and fuck you against a supply shelf

Yes, the carpet matches the drapes