Send my muse one of the following to see how they respond:
"I never liked High School Musical."
"I've never seen Star Wars."
"I stole the cookie from the cookie jar."
"I ran over a squirrel last week and cried for two hours."
"Taylor Swift is my spirit animal."
"If you tell anyone about what you just witnessed I will kill you. Slowly and painfully."
"I know you stole my hoodie and I want it back."
"All I'm saying is, if you like Skittles more than M&Ms, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
"I don't actually know how to tie my shoes; I've always worn Velcro or slip-ons to get around it."
"Who the hell doesn't like chocolate?"
"What went wrong in your life to make you the shit person you are now?"
"I'm afraid of the dentist and if you try to make me go I will kick you in the balls."
"If we miss this party because you couldn't decide which freaking shoes to wear, I swear to God..."
"I just got a text that you're on the news for streaking? So you'll let total strangers see you naked before you'll let me, is that how it is?"
"I need a ride to Walmart, your credit card, and your guaranteed silence."
"Stabbing people is mostly considered wrong, right?"
"You write GAY FANFICTION in your spare time?!"
"I have a pimple the size of a dime in the middle of my forehead, I am not leaving my house for the next year."
"Look, you're hot, okay, I will give you that, but you've got the personality of a cockroach fucking a cactus."
"To be honest with you, I only ever listen to about a third of what you say."
"I am not afraid of the dark, I am afraid of waking up to a pair of glowing red eyes staring at me with murder written in them."
"I want to take you on a romantic picnic at the beach, but it's pouring outside and you would probably ruin the atmosphere with the bullshit that comes out of your mouth anyway, so will you settle for cuddling on the couch and pizza?"
"I lost my favorite hairbrush."
"I am in so much pain right now."
"My mother doesn't like you or approve of us, so we should get married next week."
"If you say that word one more time, I will not speak to you ever again. Do not fucking test me."
"My father always told me that you should never throw what you can bury."
"I need you to teach me how to bake a cake."
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