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update post, I canceled the order and got jimmy johns and yes it had lettuce on it and no I'm not dead yet 👍 but I think the cryptid has a tumblr addiction bc I keep opening hulu and somehow ending up back here 🤔

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ordering a quarter pounder bogo for delivery when I heard a little whisper in my ear, in an eerie voice only barely audible... "add lettuce"

as someone working in the food industry, I know better. lettuce is in recall.

"no??"

"do it. MAKE ME SICK" the voice laughed masochistically as my phone selected extra lettuce and placed the order

is this cryptid out to get me???? or is it teaching me a lesson in the art of yolo... yet he said "make ME sick," is this witch bitch out to steal my burger?!?!?

update coming soon, or not if the lettuce takes me first

#cryptid spotting #cryptid sighting #new cryptid #witchbitch #lettuce recall #unreality #alternate reality #arg #alternate reality game #i want my quarter pounder but must i pay with my life???

Evidence of Evil??? Somebody put a bandana on our pet lion (Eternally Cursed to come to life at night, often why he's "fallen over" in the morning from his post..) Echo sensed the presence and alerted, she's been on edge ever since she sniffed the cryptid's strong Alpha scent :)

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