Crinkldook

I fucking hate Miguel Ohara bro he's a bitch in ATSV

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY A BITCH TALKING TO ME ABOUT HOW TO PLAY OR MARCH WHEN THE HOE CAN'T FUCKING ARTICULATE

God, Parker is so much beefier in Rivals than anywhere else and it's so yummy

Parker being around in Riri's life but not actually interacting with Riri would be so funny to me. Like imagine he constantly chills with Zelma and her mom in their little magic workshop, he lets Zelma test new magic on him, he even visits Riri's mom and it's better for him because he has a maternal figure. Then Riri finds out Parker has just been lurking around her life

Those videos about people desensitizing their cats but it's Miroah and Mirage is desensitizing Noah

What if they added Madame Masque to Marvel Rivals and made it so putting her and The Hood on the same team gave you a bonus like putting Gambit and Rogue on the same team

Rivals Parker would fold MCU Parker in half sexually

As of his character release in Marvel Rivals, Parker Robbins is canonically Puertorican in every universe except his original, the comics.

Selfcest ships lowkey gas

Anytime I feel like a bedrotting chud I just grab my crochet stuff and start doing crochet and giving myself something to do while watching game theory.