WELCOME TO THE JAM

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

Yeah sex is great but have you ever hung out with a friend and both of you are just laughing so hard and you feel your chest swell with love and affection for them and in that moment everything is right with the world?

being a broadway performer must be pretty crazy bc ur mostly low profile except for to one horrifying brand of teenager who happens to be obsessed with you

frankly? ban all plastics. require all public buildings to be solar powered. public community gardens in every neighborhood. ban all pesticides. ban fossil fuels. put wind turbines on every sky scraper. gardens on every rooftop. tax cars and fund public transportation. build bike lanes across every city. train/railroad infrastructure across the country (tear down highways). every state mandated to have a certain percentage of land be a wildlife preserve. local/organic farms get huge tax breaks. raise the minimum wage. aquaponics farms in every city. every family has chickens in their backyard. community composting. jeff bezos’s body for fertilizer. i have a clear idea of what i want the world to look like and i want it now. hire me

the five love languages are the brushing of fingertips, sarcasm, exploring magical forests, pizza, and late night drives

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

honestly, the only good example of a genius artist tortured by his fans would be… Tony Hawk