Spacious_Potato

Chest tattoo that says "I did _____ and I didn't even get a t-shirt"

Can you take my white ass down to the paradise city, where the grass is green & the girls are pretty

I am an evil farmer, I grow scorn, on my harmland

A psychic could never read my mind, if they tried I would just start thinking really hard & they would pop like a water balloon

I've just had a stroke of penis

I paused the voices in my head to be here

White boy SHOCKS chinese restaurant staff with fake pack of gum

I don't know why the airport got so mad, I was told I was allowed one carrion

Me and the headless horseman have one thing in common

I think it goes without saying

I went to a sorcery convention yesterday & that shit was crazy. They insisted on using live subjects for the spell demonstrations, so I got penis blasted like 8 times.

That's a common misconception, the stuff they gave to baby Jesus was actually Frankincense's monster