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@spaceyraccoon

Hi there! I am 18+ and my pronouns are she/her. My main fandoms are Portal, The Stanley Parable, Death Note, Stargate, MLP: FIM, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I also love reading and writing fanfics! Feel free to chat or ask questions any time. :3 I have a TSP/crossover roleplay blog! https://www.tumblr.com/the-haunted-office My super adorable profile pic was made by the wonderful artist, purrtal2! Please check out his stuff: https://purrtal2.tumblr.com/

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Hello!

If you're looking for my rp blog, it's over on my sideblog, @the-haunted-office!

My reading blog is over at @reading-for-days.

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"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

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Almost every single episode of My Cat From Hell really does be like,

"Yeah my cat is super aggressive and mean and anxious and is peeing everywhere and is destroying everything, but we don't ever play with our cat or give him any places for him to call his own like cat beds or cat furniture or anything, it really is a mystery why he's acting this way. We also don't want to do anything to change our environment because it's OUR house and the cat is just a cat, if Jackson can't fix the cat, we're going to have rehome him, geeze, we really have no idea what we're going to do, we'll do whatever it takes, anything, to prevent having to give up the cat, except accept that our cat is as an actual being with feelings and is a part of our family and do anything to change our actions and make the environment habitable for our cat, man we're so close to just giving up, cats are so impossible to figure out."

oeing-oeing-clay

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

#i'll forgive the people whose cars do that bc they can't afford to fix them #but people who purposely make their cars loud and annoying? piss off

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Stopped watching a Breaking Bad video analyzing Marie's character less than a minute in because they called her the "comic relief".

purveyorofpudge

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

gayvampyr

[ID: a large advertisement on (presumably) a subway wall for GLP-1s. it contains a picture of 2 injectors, one “zepbound” and one “wegovy hd”, and a small round pinkish pill. “GLP-1” is crossed out in black ink, and over it is written, “Say no to Drugs”; “Stay fat & sexy” with a heart drawn next to it. /end ID]

#PLEASE #i need these meds for my MEDICAL ISSUES #and bc of people who are wanting to lose weight when they don't really need to #it's making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to get it!!

Oh, Howard. Like, he said and did a lot of shitty things, especially to Kim, capitulated to Chuck in a lot of ways that were just terrible, but seeing him suffer in the wake of Chuck's death... nobody deserves that. :/

I can't help but cringe at like... all the shit Jimmy gets up to. >>;

vyvilha

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

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willgrahamscock

some of you need to internalize this concept

imathers

ace-thinks

For those of you wondering if you’re ace

If identifying as asexual makes you breathe a little easier...

If it feels like a weight being lifted off your chest and shoulders...

If it feels like it just makes sense somehow...

If it makes you happy...

If it sounds right in your head...

Then use it. Claim it. Make it your own. Even if only for a day. A week. A month. A couple years.

Labels aren’t tattoos. They don’t have to be permanent or perfect.

mcwexlerscigarette

he's wondering if he can eat around the ants or not

Annnnnnd BAB has to go and ruin things by releasing NEW hp shit... 🤮

Trying to decide which fabric design I like best to replace the ear/foot pads for this bunny!

I think I'd use one of the blue ones from this bundle, or maybe the beige with pink flowers.

#i think i like the third one best - the pastel spring flowers patchwork one

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Any of this countdown timer shit and I'm not buying anything from you. >:/

dominiqueramseyart

World tiger day! I love these big cats

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