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Dirk strider is so dumb. Honestly there is nothing sexy or interesting about him. He wears triangle anime shades. He has a fucking hat on his shirt. He thinks knowing rudimentary philosophy makes him some kind of intellectual badass who is better than everyone else. He wears baggy pants and horse jockey wear. He probably isnt even short enough to be a horse jockey. He has a puppet fetish and a horse fetish and HIS HAIR STICKS UP LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER. HE IS SO UNSEXY. HE IS SO DUMB. I HATE HIM. I hate dirk strider. I loathe him. I despise him. I hate him so much. His orange eyes that looks like… like fire. Hell fire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin. But its not my fault! Im not to blame. Its not my fault. Why did god make the devil so much stronger than a man? Protect me maria. Dont let the siren cast his spell. Dont let his fire sear my flesh and bones. DESTROY DIRK STRIDER and let him taste the FIRES OF HELL!! Or else let him be mine and mine alone…. I will burn down all of paris if i have to.

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

#is this roxy lalonde

this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

I've never seen them walking before I love him

Even with 8 legs they walk like bears, lumbering about!

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

He ear too big for he gotdamn head

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

I love how, when the blue becomes a bit blown out and flat, you can see the moment the camera gave up on trying to represent the actual color and said sorry, this is the bluest I got (yes like in that one Tom Scott video about the pinkest pink)