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i forgot that men and women didn’t have the same kind of teeth

😂😂😂😂

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I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

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i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

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I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I swear It hit a spider that fell and now they’re on my face

Teachers be calling on you like...

#why #ugh #calling on me #why me

You and your friend figuring out homework together.

#besties #school #homework #what is this

After a test...

#welp i tried #i failed #work at mcdonalds #should have studied

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When the teacher says I can leave first.

When people tell me my fandom is dumb.

#what #i will destroy you #i would never say that to you #are you kidding me

How can people not like spiders? look at this guy!

Spider: um... Hello? is dis a bad time? Um pwease stop squeeming I wuv u!

When you get the gang back together after not seeing them for ages!

#fsy #mormon #bffs #long distance friendship

You and your friend being stupid together

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Friends: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing

My brain: I AM ON FIRE

Literally me every PE lesson.

#tay tay my baby no

showing off concert/ musical tickets to your friends.

When you find a new movie/ show/ book/ band you really like

When your friend says an inside joke around people who don’t get it.

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Volunteering to deliver a note for your teacher like

#ha suckers #freedom #miss me

When the teacher gives homework 5 seconds before the weekend.

#no #its friday #why #seriously

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