last night i dreamt that lin manuel miranda gifted me and my friend free tickets to hamilton, except that he was actually evil and trying to recruit us for his secret broadway musical army to defeat all other broadway musicals (mainly through high-stake riff-offs). then my friend dropped out at the last second so i was forced to confront evil lin alone.
the worst part is i have no interest in theater or musicals or broadway and have only watched hamilton once many years ago (i did quite enjoy it tho).








