Frillish's Side Blog

landlady has bought these automatic scent disperser thingies and every time they go off I shit myself cause it sounds like someone's sneezing and I KNOW there's nobody else around

hrolghhrhhg d i s e a s e d

idiot cat scrambles over my knees to sit at the window and chirrup at a leaf (?) causing me to spill hot tea all over my hand and the sofa. more news at [redacted]

why does the hold music for the doctors surgery sound like bass boosted and underwater filtered vaporware

oh my fuck i know i live right on the coast but can these seagulls STOP SCREAMING for TWO MINUTES

my cat... my beautiful, 7kg chunklord cat... has almost his ENTIRE WEIGHT on my forearm... how long has it been since I had feeling in my fingertips? Will my bones be the same shape? I love you dearly, cat, but you have NO SENSE of self awareness.

just been reading up on how to keep pet chickens. i really want some!! they're friendly and reasonably low maintenance!! you can rehome battery chickens and give them a new life!! free eggs!! chicken friends...

EW there was a fly in my room and it touched my face

sneeze sneaz sneez sneze snaize

FATHER WHY MUST YOU SNORE LIKE A FUCKING TROLL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

got called a "fucking cunt" and "fucking queer" for having the audacity to walk past a baby in a pram today lads

god i hate the integration of meme language into regular language. i threw something into the bin and upon realising there was something still in it i immediately thought "oops i had better un-yeet that packet"

so im sat in the lab and outside the window is a guy walking past with his phone pressed to his ear blasting the fucking YMCA

i fucking hate sewing