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This is a South Park x Reader Imagines blog.

৻ • run by a graduate with way too much free time

৻ • she/her

৻ • I usually answer asks within a few days or much less, especially during holidays

MASTERLIST

Also on top of that.... whenever they get into a relationship how do you think kenny would react to reader being sweet and romantic but also manhandling him and being kinda bossy? Like dragging him by his belt buckle or playfully shoving him/play fighting, telling him to do stuff like help with a task or shutting him down when gets to be too much of a jack ass with his friends?

With a s/o that sends mixed signals. . .

Features: Kenny

here u go!!!!!!!!!! i tried my best here hope you enjoyy ittt

❤︎ you would always hang out around him

❤︎ and when everyone went home you two would tease each other on the way to drop him off

❤︎ and when it was time for him to go in, you would hug him

❤︎ it had become a routine, nothing to question

❤︎ a couple hours later you two would hop on an online game, and you would trash talk him if he was playing like shit

❤︎ and usually when he played like shit, was because he was high

❤︎ so half those times, you got high too and the bullying would be mutual

❤︎ some times while on call late at night, he would complain about being hungry and how his parents never actually “locked in” and still had rat shit on the kitchen

❤︎ then you would secretly order him already paid food, like pizza or chinese, mexican if you were in a good mood

❤︎ he appreciated it, and he would thank you with his mouth full still on call

❤︎ cartman would tease you and kenny whenever the group went to 7eleven to hang out

❤︎ you would laugh “eww, what the fuck, man?” but obviously still glance at kenny to check his reaction

❤︎ which was always a shrug

❤︎ just a damn shrug

❤︎ so you would push him, and he would push back

❤︎ “what the fuck! what’s your issue?” “what? you have nothing to say to the fatass who’s basically marrying us over here?” “nah”

❤︎ that made your heart skip a beat, corny, but true

❤︎ you two got high a lot, again, on call or in person but usually in person

❤︎ the high effect made you both clingy, which gave cartman material to make fun of you both later

❤︎ sitting on top of a dumpster, high as kites while resting your head on his shoulder while his hand rested on your thigh

❤︎ “goddammit, just fuck already” “im trying! kenny doesn’t want to!” “hmm? what?” aw he didn’t hear, he’s trying not to fall asleep on you while high

❤︎ was he oblivious, or were you too subtle?

❤︎ even his parents felt the tension, and as much as they wanted to snack kenny in the head, they let him figure it out

❤︎ when it FINALLY happened, it played out really stupidly

❤︎ one morning after a sleepover of playing games online and drowning in energy drinks, his head finally connected the dots

❤︎ “yo, uhm…” “yeah?” “do you like me?” “... yeah” “cool, do you wanna like, date? I mean I like you too” . . .

❤︎ he turned to face you when he heard no response, and saw you screaming into a pillow

❤︎ “I’ll take that as a yes”

❤︎ nothing much has changed ever since, well except the goodbye hugs turned into kisses, and the cheek pecks turned into make outs, and sleepovers were way more often, okay maybe a lot changed

❤︎ “I FUCKING KNEW IT!” cartman would remind kyle and stan about his ‘predictions’ right after kenny told them

❤︎ stan prays you both don’t break up otherwise the friend group might collapse according to situations he’s witnessed

❤︎ you are the leash kenny didn't know he needed (and wanted), especially when the group is getting drunk at parties, you have to keep hold of him or he’ll stumble into a wall and fall or some other stupid shit

❤︎ you’re touchy, not only romantically, but playfully too, and he’s all in for it

❤︎ he loves playfighting with you, often ends in kissing which trust me he’ll never complain

❤︎ he likes your bossy side, kinda turns him on if he’s being honest

❤︎ you’re his partner, his best friend, and his babysitter at times, he loves it

❤︎ both sides of you have him completely head over heels and he makes it clear when complimenting you

With a chubby chaser s/o. . .

Features: Cartman

grhgrhgrgrgrgrrr thats so real lmao i hope you likey this

❤︎ the first time you told him that found his build genuinely attractive, he laughed at you

❤︎ i mean obviously, you had to be kidding, or trying to find a way to insult him while being subtle

❤︎ “i mean it” “haha yeah, fuck off before i punch the shit out of you” “dude—” “SHOO!”

❤︎ then later at night, he kept thinking about it, it was impossible, right? regardless of his inner insecurity, he texted you

❤︎ “were you being serious? like, actually” “yeah, I told you, I meant it” “i swear if this is some scheme to get back at me for something”

❤︎ he played it safe at first, not getting too close to you (emotionally, duh)

❤︎ he was already an avoidant, but now, his instincts are even more active

❤︎ still thinks this is some plan kyle made to get back at him for something and is using you as the main subject

❤︎ that pisses him off and uneases him at the same time, because why would kyle choose you out of everyone? did he know about his attraction towards you? was kyle using it against him—?

❤︎ “eric!” you would snap him out of his thoughts “ready to go?” “shit, right, the date, yeah, I’m ready!”

❤︎ that was your first and only date, the next ones weren’t dates, just make out sessions in his dorm or yours

❤︎ butters walked in on you both one time

❤︎ speaking of, when he told his friends, he was bragging like a lottery winner

❤︎ someone who was into him regardless of his antics, and not regardless but rather–especially–for his build, man, he would never let it go

❤︎ “we heard you the first twenty times, cartman..” “no, no! you haven’t heard when—”

❤︎ they were tired, well not butters, he liked hearing about you two, thought it was nice that eric finally found someone for him

❤︎ even if he brags to his face anyways

❤︎ eric LOVES lending you sweaters, not only because it means everyone can see HIS clothes on you, but because he thinks you look extremely hot wearing them

❤︎ he sniffs them afterwards, but shhh you didn’t hear it from me

❤︎ he’s not into PDA, unless it’s to brag in front of his friends

❤︎ he’s mostly not into it in general because when you hug him, he remembers when you first told him “i love hugging you, you know why” while squeezing his sides

❤︎ he had to gulp

❤︎ boy, he can’t get that image out of his head

❤︎ that one moment he doesn’t brag about, it’s way too personal, too special

❤︎ “shut up, you’re in love with a fatass” . . . “what the fuck, that’s me, fuck!”

❤︎ you two constantly dine at KFC, you love watching him get excited whenever you ask him if he wants to go, or when you grab the phone to order

❤︎ when you met liane, you had to wait for eric to go to the bathroom to tell her how much you adore him since you know he was going to shut you up just to not feel embarrassed

❤︎ congratulations! you won liane’s heart, and she’s already imagining a wedding, and little ones running around

❤︎ you constantly remind eric that you love his body, and he always shrugs you off with either “stop, you told me already” or “gross dude” but you can clearly see his face reddening and the corner of his lips twitch

❤︎ you’re very grabby when kissing, he likes that

❤︎ he likes that you’re not all bark no bite

❤︎ you bark AND bite

❤︎ especially bite

❤︎ don’t worry he’s super into it

❤︎ your compliments and sweet words are backed by the way you treat him

❤︎ so even if he suspected ill intentions at the start, he genuinely believes you now after all

❤︎ every once in a while though, he will pray to jesus that you mean everything you say

❤︎ the next morning, you prove him that you very much do

With a music nerd s/o. . .

Features: Kyle

sorry if its a bit short'ish !!! and THANKYOUU SM hheh ur making me blush teheheh

❤︎ just imagine the first time he walked into your room, it was like walking into a music museum

❤︎ you had so many albums and posters, cd’s, he asked so many questions

❤︎ “where’d you get this?” “damn, this must’ve been expensive, was it not?” “do you… show your room to a lot of people?”

❤︎ even if some sound like he’s questioning you, or anything like that, he hopes you know

❤︎ he’s genuinely, jaw to the floor, impressed by your knowledge in bands, singers, duos, etc and details of some of your favorite’s

❤︎ he had a crush on you before knowing this side of you, but now, oh boy, it grew immensely

❤︎ when you played a song you deeply loved, he would save it in his playlist without you looking

❤︎ then while you explained crucial details of the artist and some fun facts, his eyes would be glued to you

❤︎ if you paid enough attention, maybe you would be able to see sparks

❤︎ his best friend, stan, is also into music so he talks to him about you

❤︎ he asks him for tips on how to impress you

❤︎ sometimes he throws in some trivia facts, you smile and affirm them, and he always looks so proud of himself

❤︎ when you come over to eat at his place, his mother and you chat about some old bands

❤︎ you two share headphones, a playlist or two, and maybe have a matching keychain of your favorite artist

❤︎ he watches videos about lore of your preferred artists so he can understand what you reference at times

❤︎ learned the lyrics of a few songs

❤︎ you guys rate albums together when hanging out

❤︎ when pausing songs, you tell him the significance of whatever lyrics the song was paused on

❤︎ he loves that there’s never enough to say about a song, and he only learned that, with you

❤︎ telling his friends that his love interest was super into music, had them almost basically interrogating him

❤︎ “does she listen to emo music?” “no!” “does she listen to k-pop?” “does she listen to white girl music?” “no! she listens to pretty much everything” “that’s gay” “fuck you, fatass”

❤︎ he’s proud of how much you know about the topic, he brags about it to whoever asks him what type of person you are

❤︎ he tries to take you on concerts a lot, especially when it’s your favs, but let’s be honest, NO actual artist throws a concert on the shithole that is south park, so the road trips to denver make it fun

❤︎ if he ever manages to have the balls to confess his feelings for you, it would probably be through a letter with stickers of lyrics

❤︎ obviously from songs you love

❤︎ he puts a lot of effort in what he gifts you, making sure you’ll love it

❤︎ if he was an artist, he would probably dedicate most songs to you, he likes to imagine that lifestyle before going to sleep

❤︎ he daydreams a lot about you, but even more when listening to music

Dating Clyde. . .

Features: Clyde

omg clyde mention, hes a funny side character i hope you like itt

❤︎ before dating you, and while holding a massive crush on you, he was insecure of whether he was even enough for you

❤︎ he kept a photo of that one list from 4th grade where he was (supposedly) voted the cutest boy in school

❤︎ he would stare at it, wonder if you thought he was the cutest

❤︎ even if you did, it wouldn’t matter, it’s been years

❤︎ when you kissed him after that third date—

❤︎ third? Yeah, it took three dates after he pussied out from the first one and managed to convince you to give him a second chance and go on an actual date

❤︎ anyways, after you kissed him, he actually teared up a little since he couldn’t believe it

❤︎ even if he had a reputation to be a “player” after his ego had been inflated, he got bored of the relationships pretty quickly, especially since he was only in them to make himself relevant in a way

❤︎ however, when you two started dating he asked if you could keep it private

❤︎ he wanted it to be real, and he feared that you would think he hadn’t changed at all

❤︎ he brags, a LOT, especially to whoever he knows has had a crush on you before him

❤︎ acts all tough and nonchalant in public, begs for attention in private

❤︎ holds your hand 100% of the time, well, not literally but ykwim

❤︎ especially during the first weeks of you two dating, he struggled with the restrictions on PDA that he himself suggested

❤︎ he would stare at you from afar often, and the second you two were alone, he would hug you so tight you could swear he was trying to crush you

❤︎ he’s still a bit of a crybaby, so sometimes he would sob against your neck when you’re spoiling him rotten with compliments (which he loves, don’t get him wrong)

❤︎ even if he had dated others before you, his kisses were… poor, after all the previous kisses he’d shared were mostly for public display

❤︎ yours were intimate, real

❤︎ he loves that very much, how real you make everything feel and at the same time he feels like he’s dreaming when lying down on top of you

❤︎ you wear his sweaters a lot

❤︎ that’s kind of how everyone else found out about you two

❤︎ “no way, is that clyde’s sweater?” “oh shit you’re right, are they a thing…?” “I need to know, kyle, I’m gonna go ask right now!” “cartman NO—!”

❤︎ you avoided everyone’s questions, then asked him if it was fine to tell

❤︎ “oh yeah it’s cool, I told jimmy and tolkien already anyway” “clyde!” “what?”

❤︎ he forgot to tell you, oh boy does he forget to tell you a lot of stuff

❤︎ he learned to write everything relatively important on a post-it note so he doesn’t forget

❤︎ especially dates, it’s not his fault, he’s just… naturally forgetful

❤︎ the only dates he’s not forgetting, is your birthday, the day you two got together, and his mother’s birthday

❤︎ every year, on his mother’s birthday, you accompany him to the cemetery where you two sit on the grass in front of her grave, he sings her happy birthday while holding onto you like a lost child

❤︎ he cries, a lot

❤︎ you don’t say anything, he doesn’t need to ask you to, he just needs you there with him

❤︎ driving with him is fun, he loves to sing along to the radio, place his hand on your thigh every so often and wink at you

❤︎ he gets pulled over every so often as well, not a surprise

❤︎ you never ever let him drive when drunk, which totally makes sense

❤︎ driving while having him as a passenger is even more fun, because he’s everything he is while driving, but he knows he doesn’t need to concentrate so it’s chaos

❤︎ he makes living together feel like an adventure, every day there’s something new

❤︎ him being forgetful includes the little incident

❤︎ you opened his email since he told you to check for any deadlines warning, and you saw something among the lines of “raisins is holding a 70% on chicken wings for OG members like yourself! etc, etc”

❤︎ oh boy, if you hadn’t let him explain, he would’ve been at your door scratching like an abandoned puppy all night

❤︎ but he explained that he forgot to cancel the subscription to the email since he stopped going a while before even actually dating you

❤︎ he loves being the big spoon, it’s just “his thing” he says

❤︎ (he’ll be the small spoon if you ask him, so don’t be shy)

❤︎ he calls you classic pet names like “babe” “baby” “love” “cutie” amongst others

❤︎ cartman makes fun of him for it, a lot

❤︎ he doesn’t care, as long as he gets a smile out of you, he doesn’t care about nothing else

Kenny with a small chested s/o. . .

( +18 NSFW )

Features: Kenny

i hope you like itt!!!! and yes im comfortable with nsfw requests i will def write them

❤︎ kenny had a type, you knew that, or at least is what was made clear based on the posters on his room

❤︎ posters he took down right after getting with you because he didn’t need to see those when he had you and your gorgeous face

❤︎ but god you still thought about it, especially when you heard his fat friend question his sudden “change in taste”

❤︎ it hurt, but you didn’t bring it up, why anyways?

❤︎ he sensed it, though, especially during the make out sessions you had in your room, whenever he subtly tried to move his hands under your shirt up, you would shift and change positions

❤︎ you didn’t outright say no, but you prayed he wouldn’t question it

❤︎ and he didn’t, not for a while at least

❤︎ the first time you two undressed in front of each other, you were wearing a sports bra, and he was a little confused as to why you would be wearing that if you’re not actively doing a sport (he had no clue how bra sizes worked) but didn’t say anything, he was extremely high at the moment anyway

❤︎ that’s usually the state you’re both in when doing intimate things, high

❤︎ okay maybe he forgot to get rid of a picture of himself with two raisins waitresses where he was clearly staring at one’s chest

❤︎ he hates himself for it like crazy

❤︎ you didn’t really scold him or anything, it was his preferences after all, but it still stung

❤︎ it stung that you didn’t match his standards

❤︎ however, his standards changed real fast the first time you took off your bra in front of him

❤︎ the lights were low and only a glimpse of the sun setting through your curtains illuminated the room

❤︎ you assume it was the wait he had to endure to see your breasts what made his dick stand up like a loaded cannon

❤︎ he stared at them like a drooling dog

❤︎ you took it as a sign that he didn’t like them, you began putting your sweater on

❤︎ he grabbed your wrist, stared at you, and spoke with a desperate tone; “wait—no, please, don’t cover them, they’re the best tits I’ve ever seen please—!”

❤︎ your face was red, then pulled the sweater off

❤︎ he hates that you disliked that part of yourself, especially since it’s one of his favorite parts of your body

❤︎ “my girlfriend has the nicest tits” “DUDE SHUT UP YOU’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR AN HOUR”

❤︎ you caught him wearing one of your sports bras one time, god it made you laugh

❤︎ he understands that even if you’ve let him see them before, he never directly asks you to take your bra off in sex unless you’ve told him you’re comfortable doing so beforehand

❤︎ he loves licking them and kissing them, a lot

❤︎ when you wear a tight shirt/top, he stares, loving the way the fabric clings to you showing off your figure, he struggles to look away

❤︎ his friends are the most surprised, but they’re glad for their friend, especially seeing how happy he is in your arms

Also second question... how are you on requests? I would love to send one in, or a few... but I know whenever there's a new sp writer they usually get bombarded with them since there are so few.

Anyway have an awesome sauce day/night💙

hii! i dont usually write for the goth kids because im not too familiar with them, however they're cool characters and I might write content on them in the future !!

last update: 7/july/2026

headcanons: ❤︎⁠ | oneshots: ▼ | texts: ★

Stan Marsh

❤︎ couple's fight

★ reacting to an "I'm horny" text

❤︎ with a goth s/o

Kyle Broflovski

★ reacting to an "I'm horny" text

★ jealousy fixed

❤︎ with a goth s/o

❤︎⁠ with a music nerd s/o

Eric Cartman

★ you spot him at the club

★ reacting to an "I'm horny" text

❤︎ with a goth s/o

❤︎⁠ with a chubby chaser s/o

Kenny McCormick

★ reacting to an "I'm horny" text

❤︎ with a goth s/o

❤︎ with a small chested s/o

❤︎⁠ with a s/o that sends mixed signals

Clyde Donovan

❤︎⁠ dating

With a goth s/o. . .

Features: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

im not very familiar with the goth concept/aesthetic/lifestyle and did a little research while doing this, hope its good!

Stan

❤︎ you met thanks to his dad who needed a lighter while in the mall late at night

❤︎ at first you thought he was a poser, and he is, but somehow you fell in love with him anyway

❤︎ your music taste is not that different though, which makes choosing music for road trips, sex, or even just chilling together very easy

❤︎ he won’t admit (unless under pressure) that he was a little scared of what his family would think of you, especially his sister

❤︎ however, your relationship with his family was pretty alright (grandpa does NOT count)

❤︎ you being goth kind of makes you friends with the goth guys so sometimes you hang out with them behind the mall doing nothing but listening to music on the stereo

❤︎ some times stan will join you and also sit there doing nothing even if it bores him because he wants to spend time with you any way

❤︎ he’s never judged you for the way you dress, act, hold yourself, ever

❤︎ if he’s being honest he’s kind of super into it

❤︎ he loves your clothing collection and accessories

❤︎ when you kiss his neck, he prays for a black lipstick mark to be left visible

❤︎ another little fear inside him is that some day you’ll find a guy like him, but goth, and leave him

❤︎ however that fear is reassured when you cuddle

❤︎ cuddles are not rare but also not a usual thing, they usually happen in your bed after lightning candles and reading

❤︎ he loves when you take him to concerts, he likes seeing you have fun

Kyle

❤︎ he had never been attracted to someone with an alternate style, which is why it surprised him

❤︎ however, it was kind of love at first sight

❤︎ cartman would tease him, calling him a “goth mommy/daddy lover” and other things, it annoyed him, but what annoyed him more is how he seemed to use your style as an insult

❤︎ his friends didn’t believe he was actually in love with you until they caught you both kissing by the train station one night

❤︎ he STRUGGLED to confess his feelings to you, because he had no idea if you even considered him a friend

❤︎ he likes how neat you are with your look, neat as in you put effort into details like accessories and decors

❤︎ he’s not fan of your music taste, and neither are you of his, so you both take turns when choosing songs from your mashup playlist

❤︎ again you both have quite a different taste in preferred activities to spent time on, so most of the time you would be each doing your own thing but on call, almost always on call

❤︎ whenever you come over to his house, ike stares at you curiously and kyle worries you’ll take it in a bad way, but you don’t, after all it’s just a curious kid

❤︎ he would let you practice make up designs on him if you want

❤︎ another big fan of the black lipstick leaving bold marks on his cheeks and neck

❤︎ he thinks you’re the coolest person he’s ever known

❤︎ he asked for guidance online on what to get you for your birthday

❤︎ which ended up being a shirt of your favorite band/singer, a cd of your favorite album and a cool belt you mentioned liking

Cartman

❤︎ obviously at first, he thinks you’re a weird cult person

❤︎ that changed very quickly once he started hanging out around you more

❤︎ he fell for you the same way the chinese empire fell, ridiculously quickly

❤︎ suddenly he found himself lingering around goth-themed stores more, and not long after that he would not leave empty handed from them

❤︎ he makes you laugh, you make him laugh

❤︎ he’s not a fan of your decor, said “it makes it feel like an all year halloween party”, but truly doesn’t care as long as it’s your room

❤︎ if you hang out with the goth guys, he’ll probably tell you to cut them off very often

❤︎ he has a bad image with them, and is a little afraid that they will convince you to leave him with some kind of ‘mind control’

❤︎ his mother adores you, she finds your style very pleasing and pretty

❤︎ he blushes whenever his mom mentions you to him, usually when he borrows her car to pick you up for a date

❤︎ he would make a list of places where they sell clothes similar to the ones you own and take you there

❤︎ he would make jokes about you being a “goth baddie” from time to time

❤︎ his profile picture is one of your boots stepping on his chest (his idea)

❤︎ he loves reminding people that his girlfriend is goth, it makes him feel special

Kenny

❤︎ okay MAYBE he found you when searching pictures of “goth baddies” and messaged you since then

❤︎ but he discovered there’s more to you than just your attractive looks and style

❤︎ he fell for you after your second date

❤︎ totally brags about it to his friends

❤︎ he’s curious about your preferences in bed

❤︎ he’s obsessed

❤︎ will definitely let you put make up on him, paint his nails, etc at any desired time

❤︎ you both could be going to hang out with his friends later, and he wouldn’t mind showing up fresh from a make up session with you

❤︎ speaking of make up, he loves when your make up stains his bed sheets

❤︎ LOVES to go shopping together, sometimes you find matching shirts you both love

❤︎ similar music taste, never a problem

❤︎ the whole him dying and coming back from since he was a kid, has you intrigued

❤︎ he likes when something about him intrigues you, since it’s hard to get you curious about something

❤︎ his little sister thinks you’re both scary, and cool, and wants to learn make up from you

❤︎ he can’t stand reading sessions but will definitely lay in your arms while you read a book either aloud or in silence

❤︎ basically your love puppy, who also wouldn’t mind a leash

Jealousy fixed. . .

Features: Kyle

hwehewhewh my wattpad..... hope you like my stuff there too hewhew..

Reacting to an "I'm horny" text. . .

( +18 NSFW )

Features: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

hope you like it !! took me a bit lol

Stan

Kyle

Cartman

Kenny

Couple's fight. . .

Features: Stan

ilyy2 here you go, i hope you like it <//3

stan marsh who fell for lies said by cartman on facebook and started arguing with you under false accusations

stan marsh who said some things he didn’t really mean

stan marsh who after the fight avoided everyone, even his best friend kyle, and hid in his room while bawling his eyes out

stan marsh who was scared shitless that this fight would cause your break up, and was already imagining the talk

stan marsh who kept checking his social media every ten minutes to see if you’d blocked him on anything

stan marsh who didn’t reply to anyone’s messages

stan marsh who only wanted to see one specific notification on his phone; yours

stan marsh who finally gave up after three hours of silence and texted kyle asking to text you because he was too scared to do it himself

stan marsh who came out of his room only to tell his dad about your fight, even if he knew nothing would come out of it

stan marsh who was talked into driving to your place and apologize in person

stan marsh who while driving, got a text from you reading; ‘come over please, I miss you’ and let out the biggest sigh of relief ever

stan marsh who kissed you senseless on your couch while whispering apologies

stan marsh who fell asleep hugging you while the rain kept pouring outside

can it be that reader came to the club with wendy and spots cartman in a corner on the phone by himself while his friends are doing some stupid shit and texts him that she sees him from where she is, and he doesnt believe it until reader sends a picture of him then he starts asking where she is, then spots her lolz, fem reader please and text format plz <3

You spot him at the club. . .

Features: Cartman

heyyy,, here u go shawty thx for being my first request too yayy !!