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The cameraperson was killed immediately upon impact

When you walk through a door and forget why you went there could be because you discovered an alien and they had to wipe your memory and escape.

By now Stacey IS the mom that has it going on.

just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs

if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet

The percentage of video game and film giant creatures that freak out when they see a human like we do when we see a bug is way too low

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

a reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy