Feather

Laughing away through my feeble disguise

 No other version of me I would rather be tonight

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Imagine you’re a brand new agent to the Valorant protocol. You don’t know your teammates’ ults yet for some reason, which means you don’t know the other universe’s ults. Based on what you hear, how likely are you to know what’s going on?

Astra: 10/10 “You are divided!” Beautiful. You are, in fact, divided.

Breach: 10/10 “Off your feet!” You get bounced off your feet. Very good.

Brim: 7/10 “Prepare for hellfire!” You are told to prepare, then giant circles from the sky to the ground appear. You can pretty much use common sense with that.

Chamber: 1/10 “You want to play, let’s play.” A warning, for sure, but no indication of what’s about to happen.

Cypher: 10/10 “I know EXACTLY where you are!” Yep, that’s the ult.

Fade: 6/10 “Face your fears!” I mean, kinda? It doesn’t prepare you whatsoever for the deafening.

Harbor: 1/10 “I suggest you move!” You get warned, and you can see the water pooling at your feet, but you have no idea it will stun you. So not very good.

Jett: 1/10 “Get out of my way!” A warning, but you have no idea what you’re being warned about.

KAY/O: 10/10 “You! Are! Powerless!” Yeah.

Killjoy: 2/10 “You should run.” An implied warning, plus a clue on how to counteract the ult. Again, though, nothing to say what will happen if you don’t run.

Neon: 1/10 “Hoy! I’m pissed!” Warning, but nothing to go off of.

Omen: 0/10 “Scatter!” Go girl give us nothing! His ult is just a really good teleport. You don’t need to ‘scatter’ at all. It’s barely a warning.

Phoenix: 1/10 “Joke’s over, you’re dead!” A warning, but you still don’t know what it entails.

Raze: 2/10 “Fire in the hole!” It’s a warning, and maybe a clue to what you’re about to see. But it’s small, and probably only clear in hindsight.

Reyna: 1/10 “The hunt begins!” Another warning with no clue what’s about to happen.

Sage: 7/10 “You will not kill my allies!” I think you could reason your way into figuring it out? Like, Sage can heal, and then she yells about you not killing her allies, so she probably healed them from death??? Maybe?

Skye: 6/10 “I’ve got your trail!” She does, but there’s more the the ult than that. Still, it’s better than nothing.

Sova: 1/10 “Nowhere to run!” Another warning with nothing else.

Viper: 1/10 “Welcome to my world!” Genuinely not sure if this fits my ‘warning’ criteria but I feel like seeing the green gas coming right at you would help a lot in figuring out what is up.

I hope you heard me when i told you

In a coded message that i love you.

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Vesemir: Ah yes that would explain the lack of aging and the musical inclination.

Jaskier: And she was in love with a witcher!