South Park in a nutshell

You found out about this group, yeah? Fantastic!

...Except currently, we are closed down. Sad, but true. 

Ever feel like you’re stuck in this horrible, depressing life? Do you ever just want to escape into a wonderful world full of adventure, excitement, unusual circumstances? Do you want none of the above and want to enjoy yourself by roleplaying and making more connections and friends?

Then look no further!

South Park in a Nutshell is a group with action, romance, death, and profanity that would make your mother faint (or roll over in her grave.)

Here, you’ll meet new, wonderful friends, get the chance to express yourself, and partake in unusual circumstances that are only to be the norm in a town like South Park.

Currently, we’re looking for several positions to be filled, including (but not limited to) the following:

Butters Stotch

Token Black

Clyde Donovan

Henrietta Biggle

Michael (Tall Goth)

Damien Thorn

Pip Pirrup

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

All the vamp kids

And many, many more!

So come join in on all the fun, and have yourself a time!

It seems like some people have problems applying, but that doesn't mean you can't apply!

Name: Skye 

Age:22

 Pronoun: they/them 

Timezone: Central

Name: Rebecca "Red" Tucker

 Age:17 

 Three(3) headcanons: (Sorry I did more) 

-Very tough and strong willed, with a very short temper. If you go after her friends or family she will tear you down mentally and physically 

-Closet scifi nerd. She loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Firefly. She's also a big fan of the show Outlander. 

-Has had a crush on most of her male and female friends but most of her romantic feelings tend to be unrequited and fleeting 

-Instagram Model with a cat, loves to post pictures of said cat. 

-If she has romantic feelings for someone she tends to push the feelings down in fear that she'll lose them as a friend 

 Writing Sample: Red had been confined to her room for the last week, she was sick and couldn't go anywhere. She was finally getting better so she hit up Bebe to go out and started getting ready. She hopped in the shower to clean up, then picked out the edgiest yet most fashionable outfit she had and threw it on. she put on eyeliner and a red lip before heading out, until she stops and pats down her pants. 

 There goes her day out, Red thought as she threw her blankets across the room. Her clothes are shaken out and tossed about the room as she tried to find her keys. She looked cute as hell and there was no way she was wasting her makeup staying home. She groaned in frustration, texting Bebe to let her know what was going on, sliding her foot into her boot when. Jingle jingle, She slid her foot out of the boot, shaking her shoe out and there they were, right in her fucking boot. 

Name: Doc (haley)

Age: 20

Pronoun: They/Them

Time Zone: GMT-5

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Name: Lola Francisci

Age: 17

Headcannons:

1) Enjoys kickboxing and volleyball She is co-captain of the volleyball team 

2) Still very much into gossip she would be the one to go to to get dirt on most students

3) Very much a control freak.

Lola let out the tiniest sigh, a few more minutes and the bell would ring indicating lunch time. History class has been more than boring. The constant tapping of pens and feet was quite distracting as she stared at the clock. It was almost maddening with the teachers monotone voice drawing on and on-

The bell rang and immediately the class emptied swarms of kids emptied into the halls, meeting up with friends to leave campus. Lola left the class more slowly despite wanting to run out of the class as everyone else did. This time was Lolas’ favorite, the chattering in the halls was loud- loud enough for her to hear everyone’s plans for the weekend plus a bit of tea on a new blooming relationship. How anyone thought Cartman was date-able material as beyond her but it did make for some pretty hot tea. A smile stretched over her lips. This was going to be a good lunch hour.

Ever feel like you’re stuck in this horrible, depressing life? Do you ever just want to escape into a wonderful world full of adventure, excitement, unusual circumstances? Do you want none of the above and want to enjoy yourself by roleplaying and making more connections and friends?

Then look no further!

South Park in a Nutshell is a group with action, romance, death, and profanity that would make your mother faint (or roll over in her grave.)

Here, you’ll meet new, wonderful friends, get the chance to express yourself, and partake in unusual circumstances that are only to be the norm in a town like South Park.

Currently, we’re looking for several positions to be filled, including (but not limited to) the following:

Butters Stotch

Token Black

Clyde Donovan

Henrietta Biggle

Pip Pirrup

All the girls!

So come join in on all the fun, and have yourself a time!

Mun info Name: Jack Age: 22 Pronoun: He/him Time Zone: Pacific ————— Character info Name: Kyle Schwartz Age: 17 Three (3) headcanons: - Very, very jewish. - Plans on going to college to become an investment banker, but plans on going somewhere cheaper first when starting his degree and finishing somewhere good later so he graduates from somewhere known. - His mom died, so he had to move in with the Broflovski family. ————— Writing sample: Colorado was so cold- It really messed with his asthma, it was just so dry and it was freezing. The snow was slushy and melting through into his shoes, getting his feet all wet.  It was really terrible, all the people in this area all had thin coats, but they still managed to give him what seemed to be the worst one. His coat was made out of the worst fabric imagineable too, it was irritating his skin and he was pretty sure that he was allergic to whatever it was made out of. But he was forced into having to stand out in the cold while waiting for his aunt to answer the door for him. They hadn’t managed to get him a spare key yet, and apparently someone had locked the door while going inside.

Mun info  Name: blasty/siv  Age: 19  Pronouns: any  Timezone:  EST ——  ——————————- Character info  Name: Craig Tucker Age: 18 Three headcanons:  - Getting him to soften up for you is easier than you think. Just be nice to him. That’s all it takes for him to like you; he’ll respect you just for that. - Has a history of being somewhat of a bully in his kid years; has pulled kids’ hair since age 5 and done worse later on. However, since then has mellowed out a lot and opts to being passive. Don’t underestimate him, though, he’s still very capable of dealing out punches. - You think he has no emotions? Wrong. He has very intense emotions. Expressing them is defeated by his need for logic and order, however, so he ends up dismissing most of them. Thankfully, he’s not doing that with his fists anymore. Writing Sample: (You can use an old rp or such) There was nothing better than your average first college party. Ending with your memory blanked from a blackout, or waking up with the whole pizzazz hitting you like a truck the next morning is your choice on your pick of poison.

Kenny’s was a mix between burning shots of vodka that tasted nothing like cherries, and fruity drinks that left a taste so sweet on his tongue it made him sing quiet melodies beneath the gossip of local hot chicks and rumbling music.

Kyle and Kenny went together as planned, hand in hand, only separating to talk to their own friends and grab whatever drink they wanted next. Ripped washed-out jeans, black tee, old white converse and his classic orange jacket was the chosen outfit for the night. Hood down— Kyle was right, he got hot only an hour into the party. Why so quick? Well, Kenny’s been dancing his feet off since the first song, hips swinging to each beat, body moving to the rhythm of the music, even dancing next to whoever looked friendly and buoyant to him.

It’s fun and free of pressure, and Kenny forgets how much he enjoys going and dancing at parties, even if it isn’t often.

Three minutes passed, the upbeat song fading out to slowly slip into a more intense, fast beat, and he was situating himself back at the redhead’s side with two shots in hand, breathe settling. “‘Sup, hotshot. You enjoyin’ yourself so far?” His cheeks were pink and sheer with sweat, the vibration of the music still tingling on his skin, voice slurred and thicker. Kenny gestured with the shots, “got you a lil’ somethin’, turnin’ that frown upside down.”

The thrum of nice bass pumped through him, made him feel lighter than the 9th shot he’s downed tonight. Even though they stood quiet next to each other for seconds, the presence of Kyle alone made Kenny’s feelings go blast. “Hey.” Ken caught Kyle’s attention first with hands grabbing at his hips, shuffling to now stand face-to-face, and his smile dripped with curious devilry. “We should dance together. You ever dance? I wanna go back out there and show these bums real moves, but not without a nice volunteer.”

Ever feel like you’re stuck in this horrible, monotonous, typical life style? Do you ever just want to escape into a terrible world full of adventure, excitement, unusual circumstances, or just want to make more connections and friends?

Then look no further!

South Park in a Nutshell is a group with adventure, romance, death, profanity that would make your mother faint (or roll over in her grave. Either way.)

Here, you’ll meet new, wonderful friends, get the chance to express yourself, and partake in unusual circumstances that are only to be the norm in a town like South Park.

Currently, we’re looking for several positions to be filled, including (but not limited to) the following:

Butters Stotch

Token Black

Clyde Donovan

Henrietta Biggle

Tall Goth (Michael)

Pip Pirrup

All the girls!

So come join in on all the fun, and have yourself a time!

Ever feel like you’re stuck in this horrible, monotonous, typical life style? Do you ever just want to escape into a terrible world full of adventure, excitement, unusual circumstances, or just want to make more connections and friends?

Then look no further! 

South Park in a Nutshell is a group with adventure, romance, death, profanity that would make your mother faint (or roll over in her grave. Either way.) 

Here, you’ll meet new, wonderful friends, get the chance to express yourself, and partake in unusual circumstances that are only to be the norm in a town like South Park. 

Currently, we’re looking for several positions to be filled, including (but not limited to) the following:

Butters Stotch

Token Black

Clyde Donovan

Henrietta Biggle

Tall Goth (Michael)

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Heidi Turner

Pip Pirrup

So come join in on all the fun, and have yourself a time!

Mun info Name: sage/bip/rick Age: 19 Pronoun: he/they Time Zone: central —————

Character info Name: eric theodore cartman Age: 17 Three (3) headcanons: - chubby af and short - not as bigoted or awful as he was before due to (forced) therapy, but still pretty fucking bad. he’s got some issues lol - closeted gay man —————

Writing sample: (At least 2 paragraphs in 3rd person)

Eric Cartman slowly made his way towards the bus, as he always did on dreadful school days. He was hoping that he could skip school today, but his mother was insistent on making him go. She reminded him of his failing grades and threatened to ground him if he let them get any worse. It wasn’t that he was dumb or anything, he just hated applying himself towards anything that didn’t interest him. Not that it mattered; he really didn’t care what the future held for him at this point. All he wanted was to get out of this shitty town.

As he approached, his so called friends greeted him with bored expressions. They didn’t seem to care about his arrival. Rolling his eyes, he made an attempt to start a conversation.

“Has anyone seen the the new Terrance and Phillip episode? It aired last night. Personally, I think it kind of fucking sucked.” Eric stated his opinion on the vulgar show with a cheeky grin.

Kyle, as always, was first to reply to the fat ass and his poor attempts to gain attention.

“You say that as if the show isn’t repeating the same bullshit every single episode. C’mon, dude. I thought you outgrew that crap like the rest of us.”

Cartman stiffened. He didn’t want to look uncool. He choked up a convincing laugh and quickly made up some excuse.

“I wasn’t watching it because I like the show, Kyle. I was watching it to make fun of it. It’s called irony!” He boasted with pride, puffing out his chest.

Mun info Name: Skye Age:22 Pronoun:they/them Time Zone: CST

————— Character info Name:Kenneth James McCormick Age: 17 Three (3) headcanons:

-Genderfluid and bisexual, still has the most out of control libido. -Reckless boy, has sort of accepted his curse but he dies less now despite constantly getting himself in trouble. -Still a princess and loves to rub it in peoples faces by prancing around in his princess Kenny dress -Can ad will kick your ass dont test him ————— Writing sample: (At least 2 paragraphs in 3rd person)

“Over here!!! Dude fucking hurry before someone sees us.” Kenny hurried to the back of the mayors office and hooked himself to the rope he had Danny hook to the roof. He carefully began scaling the side. stopping to pull out a spray paint can and start going at it.Danny was watching him from the roof and Kenny could feel it. “I’m going as fast as I can, stop fucking staring at me"  The blonde looks up at the other boy then back at his work as Danny starts to ramble on about how much trouble they would get it, though he almost sounded excited. Kenny smirked as he finished up the large penis he had covered the white exterior, and that’s when they heard the sirens.The can immediately fell from his hand and he unclipped himeslf from the rope, sliding down the wall into the snow.

"Danny!! Fucking get down here and lets bail” He waved up at the other boy and waited for him to jump so he could catch him, pretty unsuccessfully mind you but the snow would break the landing for both of them. After pushing the other boy off Kenny bolted in the direction away from the sirens laughing like a maniac as he heard the cops beginning to yell after him.

Are you tired of your mundane lives? Being trapped day in and day out within the confines of your boring, stupid lives?

Do you enjoy roleplaying with an interactive community of people who are really super chill and inspirational?

Are you looking for a fantastic time to rekindle with a fantastic series that is both comical, serious, and raunchy at the same time?

Then look no further!

South Park in a Nutshell is all of the above and more!  Though new, this group will hold events that are similar to those that happen in the show. With a lot of potential in this group, there are plenty of chances for making new friends, and lots of chances of inspiration with plots that hold adventure, excitement, romance, and–weather depending–snow with a chance of gore.

Some characters that we’re looking for, but are not limited to, are as follows:

Eric Cartman

Kenny McCormick

Butters Stotch

Token Black

Clyde Donovan

Tall Goth (Michael)

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Heidi Turner

Pip Pirrup

Don’t waste this opportunity: join in on all the fun before everyone’s taken!

Mun info Name: Robyn Age: 26 Pronoun: She/Her Time Zone: PST ————— Character info Name: Stan Marsh Age: 17 Three (3) headcanons:

-Has had asthma since he was little -Plays guitar and sings in the privacy of his room. He’s not too big on people knowing this part of him. -Carries a little black book with him that has Gothic poetry and songs written inside of it ————— Writing sample: (At least 2 paragraphs in 3rd person)

The sun was shining brightly into Stans bedroom as he sat himself up to closed the blinds to keep it from bothering him any longer. How long had he been in bed? What time was it even? He took in a deep breath and stretched out his arms. Time to start the day. The only thing to take his mind off of preparing for his morning routine was the sound of his phone.

“What is it Kyle?” He asked, listening to the other speak on the other line. It sounded urgent. Quickly he got himself dressed while the other talked, nearly tripping over his own two feet. “Yea- Ok ok Kyle, slow down. I’ll be there soon-” With that he hung up and took in a deep breath.

Mun info

Name: Queenie

Age: 26

Pronoun: Any

Time Zone: PST

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Character info

Name: Katie ‘Bloodrayne’ Gelson

Age: 17

Three (3) headcanons:

1: Katie is a real vampire. Back during the obsession she had with Twilight, right before the vamp kids ever really got together, Katie met a man who promised to show her that the books were indeed real. Trusting, naive, and willing, she followed him, only to be turned into a vampire by the man, whom was using the books to lure children in to feed from.

2: Katie is off and on with the vamp kids, living new lives and learning things she didn’t know beforehand.

3: Katie absolutely DREADS the idea of being immortal, and has plans to off herself if she doesn’t end up dying by some hunter or something by the time she reaches 150 years old.

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Writing sample: (Gonna write out the time she was turned.)

Katie hadn’t known how dangerous she was being, walking along the semi familiar dark roads with this man, listening to him tell his stories about how he knew of vampires. She was too excited. Fresh from reading the books, Katie was buzzing with everything she could think of related to Twilight, and in general, vampires. They had become a sort of obsession as of late.

“Are you sure we are walking the right path? This seems kinda dangerous.” She started to question this now, knowing she wasn’t supposed to be out this far, or this late. But the man brought her to a clearing and told her to step inside the circle of candles.  Obeying, she did so, knowing not of how this would soon become her last living moment.

The next thing Katie knew, she was screaming. Loud and frightful as she was pinned to the ground and attacked by this man, cold fangs digging into her skin, the sound of flesh ripping open. This was not what she was told, and this was not what she had read about! Slowly, her vision swam with black ink, and Katie passed out. When she woke next, she was covered in a thin blanket of snow, dizzy, hungry, and tired. Managing her way back home, Katie curled up and cried, unaware of what was to come.

Are you tired of your mundane lives? Being trapped day in and day out within the confines of your boring, stupid lives?

Do you enjoy roleplaying with an interactive community of people who are really super chill and inspirational?

Are you looking for a fantastic time to rekindle with a fantastic series that is both comical, serious, and raunchy at the same time?

Then look no further!

South Park in a Nutshell is all of the above and more!  Though new, this group will hold events that are similar to those that happen in the show. With a lot of potential in this group, there are plenty of chances for making new friends, and lots of chances of inspiration with plots that hold adventure, excitement, romance, and–weather depending–snow with a chance of gore.

Some characters that we’re looking for, but are not limited to, are as follows:

Eric Cartman

Butters Stotch

Token Black

Tall Goth (Michael)

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Red Tucker

Ruby Tucker

Our most wanted are the Girls, so apply now before those positions are filled!