sup ladies and gentletwats

Just because you “function” doesn’t mean you don’t deserve help.

i’m am always overwhelmed with emotions for no reason my heart just goes off

According to porn, children of divorced parents are exponentially more likely to record themselves having sex, usually with their parent’s new spouse or their children.

Pudding cups taste better with plastic spoons than it does with metal ones

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

Last one of the decade lets fuck it up

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language